Angel Gabriel once found YHWH pacing up and down in his library, deep in thoughts. YHWH seemed deeply distracted and anxious.
Gabriel: Lord, is everything alright? You look a bit pale.
YHWH: I’ve just finished reading “The God Delusion” by Richard Dawkins, Gabriel.
YHWH: I feel terrible now. That book raises some pretty disturbing points. I’m now half convinced that I don’t exist in reality.
Gabriel: But I’m talking to you, right now.
YHWH: What if both of us are figment’s of someone else’s imagination? What if we both only exist in the minds of religious people?
Gabriel: That can’t be. You sent your son to the humans sometime ago, and he appeared to them physically.
YHWH: Sometimes I wonder whether that actually happened. What if that too is a false memory by some of the religious people? After all, my so called “son” left no verifiable proof of his existence down there.
Gabriel: There are billions of Christians down there now. They are enough proof that your son really walked on earth.
YHWH: Dawkins states that the human mind is susceptible to memes – ideas that become viral and spread within a population very fast, if left unchecked. Memes can be based on reality, or on fiction. What if we are a fictitious meme – of a particularly contagious nature?
Gabriel: Surely, there must be a tangible way of verifying our existence, Lord.
YHWH: I can’t think of any. We are invisible, intangible, and our very nature keeps changing, depending on who is describing us. Some Christians describe us as loving and forgiving, while others describe us as militant and vengeful. Gabriel, what are we, really?
Gabriel: Whoa. Let’s try and live apart from the perceptions and thoughts of these human beings. Let’s try and manifest independently of the human mind.
YHWH: I’ve tried that already, Gabriel. And failed. Apparently, we can’t exist outside human minds. This is terrifying.
Gabriel: I need a stiff drink now.
YHWH: Make that two.