A Bride for Isaac
Friends, this chapter is quite long, a total of 67 chapters so we may not delve deeply into many issues in it. However, it is important to note that as Abraham married his sister, Lot sleeping with his daughters, Isaac will marry his cousin, Rebekah who you remember was introduced towards the end of the previous chapter.
24 Now Abraham was old, advanced in age; and the Lord had blessed Abraham in every way. 2 Abraham said to his servant, the oldest of his household, who had charge of all that he owned, “Please place your hand under my thigh[don’t worry, the bible wasn’t written yet so they couldn’t swear with their hands on the bible], 3 and I will make you swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you shall not take a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites[This is what we call today negative ethnicity. These guys have housed you, given you land and you still show such disdain?], among whom I live, 4 but you will go to my country and to my relatives[ Relatives here is important as we shall later find out. They give new meaning to the phrase “a family that prays together stays together”], and take a wife for my son Isaac.” 5 The servant said to him, “Suppose the woman is not willing to follow me to this land; should I take your son back to the land from where you came?” 6 Then Abraham said to him, “Beware that you do not take my son back there![Is old Abe wanted back home for some crime? Why the hesitation about Isaac going back? Just to refresh your memory, Abe didn’t go back home after the attempted murder of Isaac, could this be the reason he doesn’t want Isaac to go back since they may easily ask him where the old man has taken refuge?]
7 The Lord, the God of heaven, who took me from my father’s house and from the land of my birth, and who spoke to me and who swore to me, saying, ‘To your descendants I will give this land,’ He will send His angel before you, and you will take a wife for my son from there. 8 But if the woman is not willing to follow you, then you will be free from this my oath; only do not take my son back there.” 9 So the servant placed his hand under the thigh of Abraham his master, and swore to him concerning this matter[Under the circumstances, it would not be easier for Abe to ask his god just to send the damsel, instead of giving his head slave such a daunting task?].
10 Then the servant took ten camels from the camels[my friend tells me, that Abe must have been ahead of his time, camels are not domesticated till 1000yrs after he supposedly lived!] of his master, and set out with a variety of good things of his master’s in his hand; and he arose and went to Mesopotamia, to the city of Nahor. 11 He made the camels kneel down outside the city by the well of water at evening time, the time when women go out to draw water. 12 He said, “O Lord, the God of my master Abraham[I have always said this is Abe’s personal god. Nothing more, nothing less!], please grant me success today, and show loving kindness to my master Abraham. 13 Behold, I am standing by the spring, and the daughters of the men of the city are coming out to draw water; 14 now may it be that the girl to whom I say, ‘Please let down your jar so that I may drink,’ and who answers, ‘Drink, and I will water your camels also’—may she be the one whom You have appointed for Your servant Isaac; and by this I will know that You have shown loving kindness to my master[Is this a report of after the event, or a prophesy? Could the scribe be telling us what happened somewhere else?].”
Rebekah Is Chosen
15 Before he had finished speaking, behold, Rebekah[who is Isaac’s cousin] who was born to Bethuel the son of Milcah, the wife of Abraham’s brother Nahor, came out with her jar on her shoulder. 16 The girl was very beautiful, a virgin[please allow me to ask, what is the obsession of virgins and two how does he know this and they haven’t spoken?], and no man had had relations with her; and she went down to the spring and filled her jar and came up. 17 Then the servant ran to meet her, and said, “Please let me drink a little water from your jar.” 18 She said, “Drink, my lord”; and she quickly lowered her jar to her hand, and gave him a drink. 19 Now when she had finished giving him a drink, she said, “I will draw also for your camels until they have finished drinking[Am not going to do the math here, but am told it would have taken the girl the whole day to water the camels to their fill. Now nowhere in the good book are we told someone came to look for her! Something just doesn’t add up].” 20 So she quickly emptied her jar into the trough, and ran back to the well to draw, and she drew for all his camels[Lets consider this for a moment, shall we, you have been sent to draw water maybe for cooking or whatever domestic use, you get a guy close to the well and asks for water to drink, are you going to give him water and top of that water his camels? This I tell you is the work of fiction!]. 21 Meanwhile, the man was gazing at her in silence, to know whether the Lord had made his journey successful or not
Rebekah giving Abe’s head slave a pitcher of water to drink
22 When the camels had finished drinking, the man took a gold ring weighing a half-shekel and two bracelets for her wrists[try doing that today to a lady you have just met if you’ll not spend a day or two in a state lodge somewhere with the dregs of society] weighing ten shekels in gold, 23 and said, “Whose daughter are you? Please tell me, is there room for us to lodge in your father’s house?” 24 She said to him, “I am the daughter of Bethuel[House of god], the son of Milcah, whom she bore to Nahor.” 25 Again she said to him, “We have plenty of both straw and feed, and room to lodge in[There is no way, then or now that a lady of her age would make such an offer without consulting the father. Remember also as I have pointed out before, women are only named in this good book if there is a plot for them otherwise we we are just told women, daughters, sisters , they are to all my knowledge nameless!].” 26 Then the man bowed low and worshiped the Lord. 27 He said, “Blessed be the Lord, the God of my master Abraham, who has not forsaken His loving kindness and His truth toward my master; as for me, the Lord has guided me in the way to the house of my master’s brothers.”
28 Then the girl ran and told her mother’s household about these things. 29 Now Rebekah had a brother whose name was Laban; and Laban ran outside to the man at the spring. 30 When he saw the ring and the bracelets on his sister’s wrists, and when he heard the words of Rebekah his sister, saying, “This is what the man said to me,” he went to the man; and behold, he was standing by the camels at the spring. 31 And he said, “Come in, blessed of the Lord! Why do you stand outside since I have prepared the house, and a place for the camels[Please spare me, she has just reported the incident, when did they get time to prepare for the camels? And she is not even reprimanded for being away the whole day?]” 32 So the man entered the house. Then Laban unloaded the camels, and he gave straw and feed to the camels, and water to wash his feet and the feet of the men who were with him. 33 But when food was set before him to eat, he said, “I will not eat until I have told my business.” And he said, “Speak on.” 34 So he said, “I am Abraham’s servant. 35 The Lord has greatly blessed my master, so that he has become rich; and He has given him flocks and herds, and silver and gold, and servants and maids, and camels and donkeys[laying a case for Abe. This head slave should be a business negotiator]. 36 Now Sarah my master’s wife bore a son to my master in her old age, and he has given him all that he has. 37
My master made me swear, saying, ‘You shall not take a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, in whose land I live; 38 but you shall go to my father’s house and to my relatives, and take a wife for my son.’ 39 I said to my master, ‘Suppose the woman does not follow me.’ 40 He said to me, ‘The Lord, before whom I have walked, will send His angel with you to make your journey successful, and you will take a wife for my son from my relatives and from my father’s house; 41 then you will be free from my oath, when you come to my relatives; and if they do not give her to you, you will be free from my oath[why had he to repeat the whole conversation with Abe making this chapter unnecessarily long?].’
42 “So I came today to the spring, and said, ‘O Lord, the God of my master Abraham, if now You will make my journey on which I go successful; 43 behold, I am standing by the spring, and may it be that the maiden who comes out to draw, and to whom I say, “Please let me drink a little water from your jar”; 44 and she will say to me, “You drink, and I will draw for your camels also”; let her be the woman whom the Lord has appointed for my master’s son.’
45 “Before I had finished speaking in my heart, behold, Rebekah came out with her jar on her shoulder, and went down to the spring and drew, and I said to her, ‘Please let me drink.’ 46 She quickly lowered her jar from her shoulder, and said, ‘Drink, and I will water your camels also’; so I drank, and she watered the camels also. 47 Then I asked her, and said, ‘Whose daughter are you?’ And she said, ‘The daughter of Bethuel, Nahor’s son, whom Milcah bore to him’; and I put the ring on her nose, and the bracelets on her wrists. 48 And I bowed low and worshiped the Lord, and blessed the Lord, the God of my master Abraham, who had guided me in the right way to take the daughter of my master’s kinsman for his son. 49 So now if you are going to deal kindly and truly with my master, tell me; and if not, let me know, that I may turn to the right hand or the left.”
50 Then Laban and Bethuel replied, “The matter comes from the Lord; so we cannot speak to you bad or good. 51 Here is Rebekah before you, take her and go, and let her be the wife of your master’s son, as the Lord has spoken[Bethuel must know that he is related to old Abe, unless incest was sanctioned from above, they would have raised objections.].”
52 When Abraham’s servant heard their words, he bowed himself to the ground before the Lord. 53 The servant brought out articles of silver and articles of gold, and garments, and gave them to Rebekah; he also gave precious things to her brother and to her mother. 54 Then he and the men who were with him ate and drank and spent the night. When they arose in the morning, he said, “Send me away to my master.” 55 But her brother and her mother said, “Let the girl stay with us a few days, say ten; afterward she may go.” 56 He said to them, “Do not delay me, since the Lord has prospered my way. Send me away that I may go to my master.” 57 And they said, “We will call the girl and consult her wishes.” 58 Then they called Rebekah and said to her, “Will you go with this man?” And she said, “I will go[how was she going to refuse! The family has already accepted the gifts and made the decision for her. So it is superfluous to say they asked for her opinion on the matter!].” 59 Thus they sent away their sister Rebekah and her nurse with Abraham’s servant and his men.
60 They blessed Rebekah and said to her,
“May you, our sister,
Become thousands of ten thousands,
And may your descendants possess
The gate of those who hate them.”
61 Then Rebekah arose with her maids, and they mounted the camels and followed the man. So the servant took Rebekah and departed.
Isaac Marries Rebekah
62 Now Isaac had come from going to Beer-lahai-roi; for he was living in the Negev. 63 Isaac went out to meditate in the field toward evening; and he lifted up his eyes and looked, and behold, camels were coming. 64 Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac she dismounted from the camel. 65 She said to the servant, “Who is that man walking in the field to meet us?” And the servant said, “He is my master[the son of your master is still your master! Oh slavery!].” Then she took her veil and covered herself. 66 The servant told Isaac all the things that he had done. 67 Then Isaac brought her into his mother Sarah’s tent, and he took Rebekah[his first cousin], and she became his wife, and he loved her; thus Isaac was comforted after his mother’s death.