Pillars of fire and cloud


If you are a woman and a first-born, sorry you are not for the lord.

Donkeys too bad, if there are no lambs, all first-born of donkeys will have their necks twisted. By the way, who gets redeemed by a dead donkey?

Why the prohibition on leavened bread, was yeast so expensive?

Somebody tell me, which is the month of Abib.  I don’t see it on my calendar.

Just so you know if you are being led by god, it will take the longest detour instead of the shortest route since he fears war. In day you will have a pillar of cloud before you and a pillar of fire by night. When do these poor people rest?

What is this obsession with death and burial sites? Where did Moses get Joseph’s bones to carry with him when they left Egypt? Were they always kept in his house waiting for the appointed day?

Pillar of fire

 

 

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About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

4 thoughts on “Pillars of fire and cloud

  1. Poor sod! Got lots of asparins? You’ll need them if you’re trying to make sense of the Christian bible.

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    • makagutu says:

      I will not try to make sense of it friend, that is a foregone case. Just having fun with it.
      I will find out if the nearest chemist stocks some aspirin just in case I will need some.

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  2. A timely post considering the Israelis named their bombing of Gaza, “Operation Pillar of Cloud” after this Bible verse. This strange stuff impacts on the real world too

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