Goldfish


I will start by apologizing to ladysighs who was the donor and not Meme and hope that I will be promptly forgiven :-D.

I haven’t bothered to check with Mo or Jeebus on goldfish, I highly doubt with their obsession with blood, war and sacrifices and in the case of Mo flights on a Pegasus, I doubt they could have time for such beautiful creatures.

What would we do with a memory that lasts three months? For starters, I don’t think we would be superstitious. A guy dies and after three months we have forgotten they existed that is hoping we didn’t take photos with them.

I would get lost trying to trace my upcountry home [I take more than three months before I travel down].

Imagine every three months being introduced to your parents and vice versa. One could just insist on a new pair of parents if for a given reason you didn’t like your parents.

Then a man after three months forgetting he already made his wife pregnant and then inquiring to know who is the father? I think this would be devastating to most especially if the wife is to say I can’t remember.

As an equal opportunity basher, I wish the Christians a happy moment as they take time this weekend to celebrate the greatest metaphor of all time, that is the suicide of god to save humanity from god for sins that Adam and Eve who didn’t exist committed!

And for movie lovers, you need to watch this movie.

About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

10 thoughts on “Goldfish

  1. ladysighs says:

    Every story I hear about Mo or Jeebus always sounds fishy to me.
    Good job! Mission completed!
    And ladysighs doesn’t mind if meme gets the credit. Her ideas are probably better than mine anyway. 🙂

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  2. niquesdawson says:

    whats all this GOLDFISH all about Braza…?

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  3. john zande says:

    Sin was created so people could sell a fake cure…. how free market is that!

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  4. Hmmm, a memory that only lasts three months. Well, from the bible, memory must only last 3 days since most of the stories have that no one recognized JC after he was gone for a bit.

    There are some very curious and sad stories about folks who have lost all ability to make new memories. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterograde_amnesia

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    • makagutu says:

      Those are sad stories, to loose the ability to create new memories or to lose all old memories. Life would suck after that I imagine.
      I think the memory span in the bible had to be short or else the weird stories we are told wouldn’t be believed.

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  5. aguywithoutboxers says:

    I have only one problem here. Poor Pegasus didn’t cause any war, blame anyone for anything and only flew when directed. Pegasus never lied to anyone. Pegasus never claimed exalted or special status. Can we keep Pegasus blameless in this debacle? Much love! I’ll be back after April 9, the sunny shores of the Caribbean are summoning me! 🙂

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    • makagutu says:

      Enjoy my friend.

      Pegasus is not an accomplice. It didn’t have a choice in the matter, it was forced to do, as my friend brought to my notice, a journey from Mecca to Jerusalem, to heaven and back in one night. I think this was speed faster than the speed of light

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