1. You believe so strongly your god is all powerful and all knowing, whom are you trying to please by engaging in apologetics?
2. Why aren’t Catholics born to Muslim parents if we are born religious?
3. If your god is spirit, incorporeal, how could it will anything?
4. If your god is self sufficient, immutable and unchanging, what happened at the point it decided to create the universe or it became unchanging after that?
5. You insist your god gave us free will so that we can choose to do good or bad, was it difficult to make all our choices between degrees of good?
6. Each of you claim your religious text is the right one, does it occur to you that not all of you can be right, so how do we tell who is right?
7. If this is the word of god as you claim, why so many interpretations as there are believers? Was it impossible for your god to be clear?
8. This should have been the first question, what is god?
9. If you are Muslim, do you believe the heavenly language is Arabic?
10. Do you believe that Mo went to heaven aboard a Pegasus?
11. Do you believe it is fine to have intercourse with 9 year olds?
12. Christians do you think a man survived in a fish for three days?
13. Which direction is heaven?
14. Jews, do you think god cares so much for foreskin from baby penises?
Am tired, I will populate this list with more questions later. Gone to read
Of course, Catholics aren’t born to Muslim parents because religion is basically a learned behavior due to culture indoctrination.
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Here’s another one for you to ponder, Mak – If your god is spirit, incorporeal, was Jesus born with only his mother’s 23 chromosomes? In that event, he would have been his mother’s exact clone – where did the Y chromosome come from?
OR DID IT? If he lacked the Y chromosome, at least that would explain why twelve men followed him all around the countryside —
archaeopteryx
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Nice one! Hadn’t considered that little nugget before. Is that an Arch original?
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I wish I could take credit – Penn and Teller – I guess it’s better to be known for my honesty, than undeservedly thought brilliant, still, sometimes —
arch
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Honesty is always the best policy. Still, its a brilliant observation. My brain typically just shuts down the moment i hear “Adam and Eve.” Literally, it refuses to release any neurons for activity until such silliness is safely out of the room
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RE: Adam and Eve – Regrettably, there are less than 1000 Blue Whales left on the planet, and zoologists say that even if we stop the killing now, a thousand is not enough to ensure their comeback, as there isn’t sufficient diversity in a mere thousand, to select for disease resistance. Yet we 8 billion people began from a pod of two! Believe at will —
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well many times you are brilliant all the same!
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Just putting one foot in front of the other —
arch
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This questions are difficult, it is difficult to see what role Joseph was playing in this whole story unless he is being forced to be a foster father of a god’s child, then maybe god is a poor parent. Offers his only begotten son for adoption and later has him killed, I mean most of us do better 🙂
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The Y chromosome was contributed by an extraterrestrial. In any event, if one believes in the virgin birth, Jesus was not descended from King David (through Joseph) and therefore could not be the messiah.
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¿Oyé, Chicagoja – you se que es una chica, pero que es una “goja”?
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The next question we will ask the theists is to tell us if the extraterrestrials died or they no longer fancy sex with mere mortals.
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The theists with answers seem a bit thin on the ground …
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Where are theists when you need them?
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If there is a creator god that knows all, that he would have to kick Adam out of the garden, that he would have to destroy the Earth with flood, that he would have to sacrifice himself to himself to redeem anyone at all… why did he create the universe full of failures? Was he unable to stop himself? Isn’t he a bit of a fuckup?
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To give us free will :). That is the best answer I have heard from theists.
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But then he tried so hard to take it away or make it useless. If you don’t obey you’ll die. Ok, I will just kick you out of the garden. They didn’t obey so I will drown every living things except these few – reboot. They still won’t – send some angels to see if even one is worthy – destroy with fire. Okay, okay, I get it, you _WANT_ to use free will. I thought it was a genetic error but alright, if you must – sacrifice self to self to save puny humans from myself if they exercise their free will exactly how I want them to – create hell to punish the idiots who don’t do it my way. Free will was a mistake!
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God was a bad programmer, could not correct bugs and then claims are made about it of omnipotence and omniscience
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Why he had to go into these killing sprees, still defeats me! If anyone ought to be punished it must be god and I think it must be Nietzsche who said, god died for the love of man!
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Nietzsche gets more and more interesting to me. If god were doing experiments and wanted to start over, given his attributes,, why save any of this universe? Just wipe it and start all over with a new universe… amirite?
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Oh yes, Nietzsche is quite interesting. When one reads his books, one finds the gem in them sad he died too soon 😦
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Absolutely. I think he would have a lot to say about the world with the knowledge that we now possess. It frightens me that so many good minds are gone too soon.
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and to add, if there is a creator god that knows all, and A&E screwed up, why not immediately send JC to clear things up right then and not wait some thousands of years with many failed “covenants”, changing languages, “laws”, etc?
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Perhaps it’s because reality television had not yet been invented? Hey, wait a damn minute. If humanity is to god what real housewives is to me, it’s no wonder there aren’t miracles any more… I’d turn the television to another channel too.
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Interesting, god surely does need some reality TV
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Apparently he sat around for 14 billion years waiting for something or other before he got bored enough to make humans… I’m betting he knows what real boredom is.
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He indeed must know what it means to be bored! I think the reason he doesn’t seem to answer prayers, if he does exist, is because of football and other diversions. He is paying for lost time.
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That begs the question: Which team does god support?
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Must be the team that prays the most and loses almost all its draws
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The team that wins.
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Isn’t that the truth!
Thanks for stopping by to comment.
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Let us hope some theist will help us with these questions.
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I like!
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I was hoping theists would come and help with some of the questions I think I was being too ambitious 🙂
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They might be praying for the answers, in which case, this could take a while —
arch
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That could be it-
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Why was eating a forbidden fruit such a great sin? Why does a human sacrifice make up for this sin? Why are we still born sinners if Jesus died for our sins?
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Even MORE questions, Antagonizer:
What kind of Low-tech god imprints the knowledge of good and evil in the fruit of a tree?
Sacrifices were made by Humans to appease god – what kind of god sends his own son to be tortured, humiliated, debased, and crucified, to appease himself?
archaeopteryx
www/in-His-own-image.com
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The morality of the tree of knowledge scenario is on a par with a dog owner placing a treat in front of their dog and with a stern voice warning the dog not to eat the treat, then waiting until the dog eventually eats the treat and responding by beating the dog (run-on sentence?).
The sacrifice of Jesus isn’t surprising since it’s the same morality in the parable of Abraham almost sacrificing his son.
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RE: “The sacrifice of Jesus isn’t surprising since it’s the same morality in the parable of Abraham almost sacrificing his son.” – you might think so, especially considering the parallel story of Issac carrying his own wood to his sacrifice (Holy Cross, Batman!), but with one significant difference – old, delusional Abraham was ordered by his god to sacrifice his son – who ordered god to sacrifice his?
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Haha, true.
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Maybe a super dope god, who knows?
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I get a little disheartened when a perfectly good and valuable myth is taken literally and rendered to be an historical idiocy in the service of some religious claptrap. I get even more disheartened when criticisms of the latter mistakenly assume that same, that some myths properly belong to such a thieving religion.
Look, the myth(s) of Genesis are Babylonian and it is a typical creation story. We know this because it has all the signposts of a myth: whenever you encounter something supernatural in a weird little story, this is a signpost for a myth that is built on symbolism. Interpreting the life-affirming myth through assigning appropriate and relevant meaning to the symbols is key to getting pertinent and lasting value out of it because it reveals a basic human truth that should be (if the myth is a good one) as applicable today as it was yesterday and will be tomorrow for all people everywhere all the time.
This myth is perverted by its abusers to be a earlier justification for a latter event, which is simply incoherent to anyone who pays any attention to such an essential factor. We know the biblical interpretation must be wrong on this basis alone. But we also know the biblical interpretation must be a perversion because it does not result in an affirmation of life as it is in this world at this time for everyone but its negation (setting up the supposed affirmation for the next ‘life’ earned by this one).
So we know the christian interpretation must be wrong. That isn’t the fault of the myth but the fault of those who interpret the myth so poorly.
Myths, Joseph Campbell explained, are the public dream using private symbols. Your task, if you seek the wisdom of our ancestors through these timeless stories (and we know just how powerful a teaching tool good stories are for anyone implored by children for just one more) is to allocate personal meaning for the symbols that make coherent sense, that create an experience from which we can learn without having to go slay dragons literally.
Genesis is a very rich myth for just this reason and awaits your interpretation to make meaning for your own life (that obviously has zero to do with christianity and Jesus). But, please… I implore you to stop denigrating what religion has convinced you belongs to it, things like myths, and architecture, art and music, love, meditation and deep reflection, awe and personal transformation, and so on. Religion, if it is any one thing, is a thief that claims ownership of what it has stolen from others.
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Well said!
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I second that.
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Fair assessment; however, I am free to denigrate anything I like. If it is of high quality, my denigration will not tarnish it. If it is of low quality, my denigration will destroy it. Survival of the fittest applies to ideas just as it does animals. You don’t hear many people talking about The Protocols of the Elders of Zion without being laughed out of the room these days. Why is this? Because this text has been examined, criticized, and yes, denigrated, as it should be.
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What god chases away his creation before they can eat of the tree of life unless it’s a malicious god?
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Clearly (pretending he existed) he had no intention we would live forever, so the threat of death for disobedience was a hollow one at best, as evidenced by Gen 2:22 “…Behold, the man is become as one of us (royal “we”) to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever –” Unfortunately, he never finishes that sentence, must have been the ADD, but it should be obvious he had no intention that Man should have eternal life, so why the threat that if he ate of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil,he would “surely die” – it was clearly his plan that they would die anyway!!!
“Ah what a tangled web we weave –“
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Talking about the threat of death, it was a moot threat because A & E had no knowledge of what death meant! You say it best what a tangled web we weave
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True, but not my point, which was, if he had had any intention that we should not die, he wouldn’t have been concerned that we might eat from the tree of Life.
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I see your point now. Thanks for the clarification
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I always wondered about the following: When we see today a man walking down the street with a long beard, saying we have to repent because God is watching/coming to Earth/will punish us if we don’t, etc, we call them loonies. Some 2,000 ago they called them prophets (or Jesus). If these guys were indeed prophets – as they claim – who is to say the ones standing outside the metro today aren’t prophets too? What’s the difference between them? And if a guy called Jesus appeared today and said the exact same things he said back then, would anyone believe him?
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“Insanity is believing your hallucinations are real. Religion is believing that other peoples’ hallucinations are real.”
— Dan Barker —
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Who said insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results, must have had religious people in mind. They say the same prayers hoping god will answer and he never does, must be busy watching reality tv, and they don’t stop!
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The question you are asking is an interesting one. In Brothers Karamazov, Dostoyevsky writes about it in the Grand Inquisitor and says that if Jesus were to show up, the bishops would kill him.
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”Over to you….er….William Lane Craig? Oh, NO! Not you again. How many times must you be told? Now, EFF OFF!”
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WLC, is indeed batshit crazy, last I heard he had said animals don’t feel pain or something of that kind.
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Yes, he did. There was huge storm of protest about that piece of god inspired crap.
Ah, you gotta love the religious, right?
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You must, I agree with the person who penned the words, god save me from your followers
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Wasn’t this Renaldo talking to Lionel Messi?
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I can’t remember but I will find out someday, maybe you are right, who knows 😀
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