Friends, things get by the day. All those of you who are sick, don’t bother going to the hospital. There is a pastor who will pray for you and you get well. The good news is you must not meet him, just send him a text and your problems are taken care of.
I just have a minor question, when did god decide whose prayers he will listen to? I think the christians should then just appoint the few people god hears their prayers and the rest of the people can continue with their lives! This will help a long way for one, god will have just a few select people to listen to, they can agree on the times to send their requests so god’s diary is not busy and, for those who believe Jesus is seating on the right hand side of a spirit without form, Jesus will have some work prioritizing what god needs to attend to and help in identifying conflicting requests like two teams all playing for a win in the same match and such like.
When I get the number, I will share it. It is not included in the article ๐ฆ
Random thoughts 
Well, if god is omniscient why should we call some pastor? If he is really all knowing, he would already know we are ill and want to be healed. All such talk about people being able to heal people through prayer doesn’t make any sense.
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I don’t think these people think about such issues of omniscience. They believe the pastor has a direct link with god and praying gets god to work. Crazy people I tell you!
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Crazy indeed!
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We keep getting phone calls and no one is there when I answer. ๐ฆ
Now I realize that it must be my number that you are referring to in your article. And when I just say hello, they are waiting for me to give them the Good News and advice.
Oh, boy am I ever going to give it to them when the next call comes. lol
I finally have my LIFE’S CALLING!
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Hahaha ๐
Are you going to stop singing? That would be really sad ๐ฆ
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I see meme responded but forgot to put a LIKE. So I did it for her.
Fat Chance of her stopping singing. She will sing the good news. ๐
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How you and meme manage to be so distinct amazes me. Glad she will be singing the good news… which good news though?
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I agree with those above, mixedupmeme and Mordanicus. However, we must all remember, these mediums come at a price! How else can they afford luxury automobiles, mansions and prada shoes? Much love and naked hugs!
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There was a time when men were ignorant and the priests and bishops had a field day. They were the mets, the doctors and the astronomers and much more, to continue this in this time and age and to have people believing it to be true is the height of incredulity!
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That’s how the Pope’s role was explained to me when i was a kid: “He’s the receptionist to god.”
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That was a good explanation :-P. I like that as a job description.
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hahaha “For hypocrisy, press one, or stay on the line.”
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hahaha, that is interesting. For headaches press 1, for mental cases[which is all of them] please hang up.
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one wonders why these great “healers” are not attending folks in hospitals if they are so wonderful. you’d think they’d just go down the halls, stop in each room and everyone would come out singing hallelujah!
but alas, that would require something to actually happen. And then there are those darn amputees that never respond to prayer, no matter how “true” the believer.
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No no, people in hospital will not work especially as real results will be required.
Don’t mention amputees, I think god has put their prayers on hold.
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oy! ::more headdesk::
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