Friends, today in my mail box, I received mail signed god – didn’t say which god, but I guess, must have been the god of Judaism adopted by Christians and later Arabs since it only had, what I think, is an update on the rule book and a warning or rather advice.
The commandment is
Never interrupt.
Since there was no forwarding address, the god or whoever its messenger was, added, what yours truly considers, a very humorous comment. It read, none of you will be alive when I come back to update these rules. The last fellow I sent got himself crucified for telling people they will be around when I come to destroy the world and I don’t want a repeat of such a blunder by my messengers.
Yours truly approves!
Random thoughts 
I’m sure you’ve heard this joke:
I think the 11th Commandment should be, “Thou shalt take all of the above Commandments with a grain of salt!”
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There was once I was with this religious friend of mine who brought up the Nietzsche joke.
Let us agree then that is commandment #12
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Laughing it up, here.
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No, I haven’t, but I like it!
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As for your anonymous email, that sounds like a prank John Zande would pull – just sayin’, John –:-)
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Arch… Not me, but it is funny.
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Yes, it is – I only wish I could take credit!
Sorry, Mak, but it IS funny —
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Haha! It is funny but I thought you my friend were a suspect 😛
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You’re blessed indeed my friend – ‘god’ actually wrote to you 😆
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Did he ask for money?? He usually does.
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I guess he has enough 😛
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If only he could revise the first 4 commandments so he doesn’t come out as a despot, I would think it was god, but just new rules, meh!
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Wow! God wrote to you? I thought we all thought god doesn’t exist! 🙂
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🙂 Maybe he is tired of hiding and wants to chose a new prophet, this time he is not interested in blockheads! You know, camel herders, fishermen and murderers have been his tools of choice before and that didn’t go well with intellectuals 😛
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God NEVER emails me, nor does he text. I wonder if it was something I’ve said….
😉
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Most likely my friend. I think it is those your posts about space exploration don’t go well with gods
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Remember that anonymous call you got, with the heavy breathing on the other end? God —
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Really? Wow, he does work in mysterious ways!
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Hate to tell you this, ’cause you’re a fox, but all the while, he was thinking of Mary —
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Virgins are SO over-rated….
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