African preacher tells congregation that God wants them to eat grass; they comply and then get sick


If this wasn’t true, it would be hilarious. It is still hilarious though!

Christians eating grass

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As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

27 thoughts on “African preacher tells congregation that God wants them to eat grass; they comply and then get sick

  1. Kev says:

    Some people are so gullible…come one people, a bit of common sense please.

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  2. lexborgia says:

    Haha. He should have told them to smoke grass.

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  3. Sonel says:

    Just shows you what ‘religion’ can do and what people will believe. I think he just didn’t want to pay for gardening services. 😆
    Great share Mak. 😀

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  4. mixedupmeme says:

    I saw that. Isn’t it just about the stupidest thing ever.

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  5. Someone should tell him grass isn’t for eating, it’s for smoking – IF one is inclined to do that sort of thing —

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  6. nannus says:

    Well, that is the trouble with literal interpretations of the bible. If you are talking about sheep and that the lord is your shepherd and you take the Bible litterally, you will end up eating grass. You shall not want…

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    • makagutu says:

      Indeed, you are quite right. Where will they stop if they were to read their bibles allegorically or metaphorically? Just imagine what happens to the bible as metaphor.

      I would take the Canaanite slaughter as the metaphor for Xerxes campaign to Athens, just to begin with.

      The story of Jonah and the fish to be similar to that of Ulysses who has been taken captive by goddess Calypso and are living in some island. The bible then becomes a very interesting book to read

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  7. vastlycurious.com says:

    I couldn’t watch the Vid after the first few seconds . Let them eat grass.

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