still feeling lazy


God 3.0 is here maybe you godless will love this version. It is said he ain’t in the business of being invisible and silence as the predecessors.

She is thankful for this 15 things, what are you thankful for? Maybe if you all could thank god more, you would be as happy.

I contend that the author of the presence of god has not heard of Percy Shelley and his Necessity of Atheism where he writes

God is an hypothesis, and as such, stands in need of proof

And lastly the author of if kids were allowed to read the bible has surely not read it.

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About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

40 thoughts on “still feeling lazy

  1. Arkenaten says:

    Can’t read nutters like these, Noel. One quick squizz and I’m grinding my teeth.

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  2. “The presence of God is a fact. This is something that every human being needs to have in this world to be an overcomer. Moses, Jeremiah and all the other prophets experienced God’s presence just like we all need it.”

    Here, buddy, let me induce the presence of god on you by zapping your amygdala and hippocampus with magnetic stimulation, brainwave entrainment — or for quicker results — oxygen deprivation, monotony, darkness, being around barren landscapes for a length of time, isolation, cold, injury, seizures, dehydration, hunger, fatigue, fear and sleep deprivation, to name a few

    Viola — the presence of God, depending on which god you believe in.

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  3. aguywithoutboxers says:

    I’m so glad that I’m NOT a gun-owner. If so, I’d be arrested and charged with murder! LOL! Thanks for sharing this, my Nairobi brother. I needed my blood pressure elevated! 🙂 Have a great weekend!

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    • makagutu says:

      We don’t want you in prison for two simple reasons. There will be no more naked posts and your students will miss you. Keep away from guns but you can use a babble to achieve the same end. The bigger the better

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  4. “God is an hypothesis, and as such, stands in need of proof.”

    But Noel — we have proof. The rational cortical control over emotions shuts down, as in the fight-or-flight response, enabling inner voices and imaginary companions to arise. 😛

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    • Sonel says:

      Whahahahahaha! Good one Victoria! 😀

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      • Sonel — I’m in a feisty mood today. I think it has to do with the fact that yesterday my daughter and I went to the mountains to visit one of my favorite places, the Mineral & Lapidary Museum. We parked the car and were headed towards the museum when a large group of fundies attempted to gang save us in downtown Hendersonville, North Carolina. The preacher was doing a mind control technique called voice roll while holding his bible up in the air. What a trip, lol. We got pictures. I’ll share them on an upcoming blog post.

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        • Sonel says:

          Oh goodness me! I don’t blame you at all. I would have felt the same. They can be glad I wasn’t there. They would have ran for the hills, screaming : “Someone, save us!”, because that god of theirs would be to scared to intervene! 😆

          Can’t wait to see the pics and all that happened there. Are these mind control techniques now the new fashion?

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        • makagutu says:

          Can’t wait for the shots. I hope in one of them is the look of bewilderment on the pastor’s face

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          • Oh Noel — I laughed so hard as my daughter was taking to pics. One guy was SO proud to be holding his sign up. It was hilarious. However, I was pissed beyond measure seeing so many teenagers being used. They were signing Amazing Grace, and holding signs. Sigh. The preacher, as I mentioned, was using the voice roll, which is a form of mind control. He had it down pat.

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          • makagutu says:

            Whatever pastors use to keep people in line is their business. What makes me happy in this scenario is you got him stumped! I can’t wait to see those faces.

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    • makagutu says:

      My inner voice never claims to be god speaking, maybe I have to pay more attention to hear it say listen Noel, it is me god.

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      • But Noel — it is you — you are god — the left hemisphere — the interpreter of those voices. Oh wait — your neural circuitry to the frontal lobes hasn’t been deactivated. Yeah, we now know that’s what happens to people who have a deep belief/love for their left hemisphere a.k.a. God.

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        • makagutu says:

          No wonder when a person searches for god sincerely, at the end of the tunnel all they find is themselves and at this point they decide to do one or two things, either to start a new life or to pretend to worship while adoring themselves

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  5. Sonel says:

    Pffffft! Hope God 3.0 is blonde friendly. LOL! I like my software to do what I want to do – not what they want to do. 😛 Still trying to figure out how something ‘new’ can be ‘improved’… hahahahah – but never mind. Problem is I don’t do text or audio chat. Oh well, maybe this god will start his own WordPress blog so I can type all my ‘prayers’ there. 😀
    Then maybe I can have a ‘personal relationship’ with it and be more happy than I already am. Oh gosh, I keep forgetting. Us ‘godless peeps’ can’t be happy without this God and Jesus. So dumb of me! :facepalm:

    Why do we need their ‘God’ and ‘Jesus’ to be thankful? They can be thankful I am not around them. I might just do something they will not be so thankful later. 👿

    Oh dear me! The last one was the pits Mak. Most kids were brought up with the bible and look how most of them turned out and they’re still in prison! Years ago there were still bible classes and religion allowed in schools. It didn’t stop those kids from doing wrong and ending up in the jail! It sure as hell made it worse because now most of them do crime in the name of their god because they think they are so righteous! If religion never existed and there weren’t so many greedy freaks out there, this world would have been a much finer place for sure.

    Thanks Mak! Needed the boost! LOL!
    Have a great day my friend. ♥ Hugs ♥

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    • makagutu says:

      Am glad this was fun.
      I think this god 3.0 ought to have a twitter and WP account, that way we could interact more.

      Their god should be thankful that we don’t know where it is hiding. We would have killed s/h/it already if it actually existed!

      The person who wants bibles read in school must have just arrived from the moon or some other place.

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  6. violetwisp says:

    Maybe the last person is right. Maybe if kids were forced to read the Bible they’d be more concerned about burning in the fiery pits of hell. Exchange crime for terror with one handy book! 😀

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    • makagutu says:

      On the other hand, I think, if children were allowed to read the bible without the influence of indoctrination, by genesis 3 they would throw that book away

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  7. john zande says:

    God is a hypothesis. I told a pastor this the other day and he went nuts. Clearly he’d never entertained the idea as such and was left flatfooted.

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  8. Ron says:

    Reason 1.0 is the only OS you’ll ever need. It’s guaranteed to improve your functioning and productivity from the moment of installation. And because it’s a rolling release, all upgrades are timed to coincide with your growth in awareness. It’s royalty free, available in all languages and comes with a lifetime warranty.

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