But the photos are invisible!
This morning my brother informed me of the Nigerian man hospitalized for his atheism[ see previous post] then I find this post of a nun who claimed to have photographed god. The only reassuring thing about the whole episode is those close to her didn’t believe her.
Hear what she tells us
I was revealing what God had told me and they didn’t believe but these are the real words from God, ‘Listen to me I am above this earth, I have allowed you and you alone to photograph me for them to know the truth’. I managed to photograph Him but what surprised me is that when I took the full image, it came out a passport size picture of the image of Christ because he did not want people to know what he looks like
I am willing to buy them drinks if they can only share with me these photos.
I don’t know about you, but I am calling this bull
There was also another miracle where a photographer in Uganda attempted to take a picture of the sister while attending a seminar there but when he produced the film, the picture of Mary the mother of Jesus appeared in the background holding the holy sacrament. All these pictures are available at the Cathedral church in Eldoret.
I am not aware of anyone who has an inkling of what Mary, if she lived, looked like. How do people believe such bs? And now they think she should be made a saint.
Just as with the Jesus story where there is no father, no body so it is with the camera and photos in this case. We are told
The lady had shown us several wonderful miracles, which I as a bishop have never seen in my life. Even the cameras she used to photograph the alleged Lord were later blown up after she finished taking the pictures. We did not believe and bought a new one. Surprisingly it was also damaged, according to the technician who attended both of them
and this bullcrap is voiced by the bishop! Not that I hold the bishop or any church person in high regard, but what this means is most of the lay people will just buy this crap. It has come from the bishop and so it must be true.
Random thoughts 
So there are pictures of god, we aren’t allow to see? And how does one know for certain to have spoken with god, and not with some impostor like the devil?
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god told her the devil is on his way! I was hoping to see the picture and am terribly disappointed
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The gullibility of the human species.
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Amazing the things people can believe
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I have a bridge in San Francisco I’m selling if you want it. It’s 10,000 dollars. Send me a cashiers check and I’ll send you the deed. Just trust me, OK?
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Hahaha. I am not buying
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I’ll trade you for Electric Company and Water Works.
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At a hospital where I once worked one patient could hear the voices and her friend could see them
🙂
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Now those two needed all the help you could give them
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Photographs of a deity that no one can see? Exploding cameras? How does this person who styles himself as bishop know these are real and not altered? It’s the same old false scheme to deprive the poor of their meager resources. I hope you are well, my friend. Much love and naked hugs! 🙂
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He is a bishop of the catholic church and they saw miracles. This deity does not want to be seen to the extent that he makes cameras explode.
Much love my friend
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I have the power of invisibility… But it only works when no one is looking 😉
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Hahahaha, works very well
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It does! I’m invisible right now…
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Years ago, we used to go to church with my small sister and she would complain that people were looking at her. We came up with an easy solution to the problem, we could tell her to close her eyes and no one will see her. It worked you know. I can’t say this is what god has been doing all along
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Just sad. How desperate people are to convince others that they are right that they stoop to such nonsense and lies.
There was a character in the Mystery Men movie/comic book called Invisible Boy who’s power was indeed being invisible but only when no one was looking. It seems that this god has the same “super-power”.
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I think that is how god is, visible as long as no one is looking. Come with your camera and s/h/it disappears
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When I was a kid, there was a picture being passed around my church of a cloud formation that looked like Jesus. No surprise, everyone thought is was a bona fide miracle.
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Ah, so Jesus decided to appear in a cloud formation?
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I saw god once during an inebriated romantic interlude. But, it was over in a flash and I didn’t have my camera handy. Come to think of it, that was probably fortuitous because the camera would’ve been slammed upside my head had I tried to use it. Damn, getting evidence of god is SO HARD!!!
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Hahaha! Robert this made me laugh.
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🙂
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I think I’m more impressed with the discussion comments that follow. Accusations of blasphemy, idolatry, catholic oppression, and this gem:
Guess he’s never read the following:
“Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.” 1 Thes 5:211
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I haven’t read any the comments. That comment sounds like a blind man calling all others blind
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What can I say? I always enjoy watching the Christians battle it out over who’s the “real” TrueChristian™ 🙂
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It is always a good thing to watch. I like it best when they battle it out with musulmen
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Yeah, but be careful my friend. They like to play tag team whenever the non-believer enters the room.
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At such times I stand aside on the sidelines so I don’t get dirt on me
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I just went through the comments on that post. I didn’t realize how interesting the battle for true christian was getting. One of them had an issue with Mo and writes
except I didn’t see the comment by the Musulman.
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Looks like ShManzar’s comment went to that great bit bucket in the sky. And since they use Disqus there’s no webcache to see what he wrote. That’s another thing I love about Christian websites: when the feedback becomes uncomfortable, they start removing comments—or even entire threads (like that guy you linked to a few weeks ago).
Shows they don’t even have faith as small as a mustard seed.
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Funny this is a newspaper with a national circulation. One wonders why they would favour only one point of view.
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but Wikipedia shows Kenya’s religious demographic trends heavily towards Christianity, so presumably the Standard Group caters mostly to that audience. And a quick look through the “spiritual” and “faith” sections reveals quotes from the Bible and stories about Christians. ShManzar’s were probably flagged for being inflammatory so the paper removed them to appease its largest market share—a purely business-related consideration. Then again, I could be totally wrong. 🙂
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You are right. In the last census, they reported the country’s population is composed of 80-85% christian.
It goes without saying their market is mainly religious and christian.
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I’ve seen them. They look like John Z.
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Hahaha. JZ will not be amused
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I actually met Jesus in person once. He was driving a tractor at the U-pick farm about an hour’s drive outside my city. And he definitely looked Mexican.
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Haha. All along I thought he was Indian
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god works in mysterious ways – he wants a photo but makes the camera explodes, appears in fuzzy cloiud formations, on pieces of toast, on the bottom of teacups – actually its not usually god but Jesus that does this – sometimes the Virgin Mary, – generally only to one person at a time, always in a slightly blurred or vague way – you’d think a deity and his entourage could put out a clearer message and stop all this tom foolery. Recently apparently , he buried unbelievably large bones to look really really old helping to prove evolution purely as a joke to test ones faith….
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the problem really is with the god believers. they are not able to put their act together. They make absurd claim after absurd claim that it makes it so easy to ridicule and show them that it is pure madness.
you would wonder how a person would think they have seen god and taken photos when the book they all pretend to follow has this god saying no one has seen me and lived, well apart from the time he showed Moses his ass if you can count that seeing.
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