(Note: The “Chronicles of YHWH” series of posts are meant to be a light-hearted take on the bible stories)
On the morning of the fifth day, Angel Gabriel handed YHWH the day’s creation program:
YHWH: “Let’s see: a chambered nautilus, cattle, rhinoceroses, elephants, moccasins, monkeys, hammer heads, unicorns, hyraxes… Wait… why is there a unicorn in this list?”
Gabriel: “It’s a pimped-up horse.”
YHWH: “It’s a horse with a horn in the face. I won’t create that.”
Gabriel: “But the rhinoceros is a fat cow with TWO horns in the face. You seem okay with it.”
YHWH: “I will stick three horns on YOUR face, Gabriel, if you start questioning me.”
Gabriel (Hastily): “That won’t be necessary, Lord. I understand completely: no unicorns”
And that’s why there are no unicorns on earth.
N/B: For access to all anecdotes in this series, check out List of all “Chronicles of YHWH” notes.
Is that why??? Now I am furious! I love Unicorns!
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Me too, Sonel. Me too. Unicorns are cool! 🙂
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