At one time, after listening to various freethinkers on earth, YHWH became worried. His very existence was being questioned. So he consulted his chief strategist, Angel Gabriel:
YHWH: “Gabriel, after listening to those atheists down there, I’m beginning to doubt my own existence. It’s weird. Something must be done.”
Gabriel: “Well, you can manifest your powers on earth in such a way that no one will doubt your existence anymore.”
YHWH: “Ah – excellent suggestion. I’ll go down there and beat their strongest warrior into a pulp. That will show them.”
Gabriel: “I wouldn’t do that. Last time you tried that with Jacob, he beat you up for an entire night, even after you magically broke his hip. You ended up surrendering.”
YHWH (Fuming): “Remind me of that night again, and I’ll turn you into a pillar of salt, Gabriel.”
Gabriel: “Sorry. Say, what if you went down there, and blew everyone’s mind with your magic tricks?”
YWHW: “Hey, I can do that! Tell you what, I’ll transform myself into a fertilized egg, enter the womb of a virgin, and get born in a cattle boma. Then, when I reach 33 years, I’ll let the people beat me up and kill me, and… wait for it… RESURRECT after three days! Ha ha! That will show them.”
Gabriel: “Uh… okay. You know best, Lord.”
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Very funny. YHWH will not be pleased
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A jealous god will never be pleased, right?
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There is no satisfying a tyrant you know!
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Ha ha. More anecdotes coming up. Stay locked in.
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Bwhahahahahaha! I think Gabriel laughed just as much as I did. 😆
Love your anecdotes Joe. More please! 😀
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More anecdotes coming up, Sonel. Like the “Arabian Night” tales, there are a thousand and one such anecdotes. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. 🙂
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Oh yes! 😆
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