Eve: “Come here, Adam. I want to count your ribs”.
Adam: “Wait. What?”
Eve: “You heard me. You were deeply asleep in the afternoon today. I saw you.”
Adam: “Uhh… what has my sleep got to do with my ribs?”
Eve: “The last time you fell into a deep sleep, YHWH created me from one of your ribs, remember?”
Adam: “Yeah but… I still don’t see…”
Eve: “Why did you fall asleep today in the afternoon? Are you trying to get another woman?”
Eve: “I’m I getting fat? Is that it? How many ribs did you give out today, you pig? How many women are you planning to have, besides me?!”
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