Here’s how Adam formulated the first “request”:
Adam: “Hey Eve. I’d like to have my Pegasus foraging in your rose garden.”
Eve: “Say what?”
Adam: “I’d like to shepherd a thousand little pandas through your valley of the shadows.”
Eve: “What are you yapping about?”
Adam: “In short, I’d like to motorboat your bazoongas. Right here. Right now.”
Eve (Blushing): “Oh, you savage beast. Come here, and know me.”
YHWH (Bewildered): “Wait. What?”
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