only possible among equals?
One evening, while flying around on a pristine cloud, YHWH summoned Angel Gabriel over:
YHWH: I’ve figured out how to make the bible relevant in the 21st Century, Gabriel.
Gabriel: Pray tell me, Lord.
YHWH: I’ll rewrite it. For if it’s worth it, I’ll rework it. I’ll put my word down, flip it, and reverse it. Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod drow ym tup I; ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod drow ym tup I.
Gabriel: You are quoting Missy Elliot, Lord.
YHWH: She’s brilliant. And her philosophy makes sense. If you got a big, let me search it, and find out how hard I gotta work ya.
Gabriel: Uh… Lord, those words were not referring to…
YHWH: They refer to whatever I make them refer to, Gabriel. All words are mine. I can take them down, flip them, and reverse them. Meht esrever dna meht pilf nwod meht ekat nac I; meht esrever dna meht pilf nwod meht ekat nac I.
Gabriel: Uh… okay, Lord. You know best.
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