In the beginning, YHWH summoned Angel Seraphiel – Head of the Seraphims, Protector of Metatron, and the Chief Quantum Engineer of the Primordial Firmament:
YHWH: I would like to create an infinitely small ball of matter that can explode to form an entire universe. Thoughts?
Angel Seraphiel: Well, to do that, you’d need to create a Singularity that can break down into hadrons and leptons. Further, the hadrons have to be able to subdivide themselves into various mesons and baryons. All within a millionth billionth trillionth of a second.
Short Pause.
YHWH: Uh… What?
Angel Seraphiel: Additionally, the leptons – that is, the Tau Neutrino, the Electron Neutrino, and the Muon Neutrino – all have to propagate through metastable Calabi-Yau Manifolds at luminal speeds – no less, no more. The hadronic baryons should ideally congrutinate from the quark-gluon plasma immediately the singularity explodes.
YHWH: Uh… What?
Angel Seraphiel: I will shortly submit to you the topographical equations detailing the necessary Ricci Flatness needed in the Calabi-Yau spaces. All related, trivial canonical bundles must remain holomorphic – never vanishing – and the overall Kahler Metrics should retain a universal holonomy.
YHWH: Uh… What?
Angel Seraphiel: But don’t worry about the nitty-gritties of the exploding singularity. After I set it up, all you’ll have to do is say: “Let the universe be!”, and it will manifest automatically.
YHWH (Visibly relieved): Oh, I see. That is cool then, I guess. Get to work.
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Genius!
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Thanks, Zande. 🙂 Much appreciated.
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Can you write that in English!
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Ha ha. That IS in English. It is a simple illustration of the fact that the universe, as we presently understand it, couldn’t have arisen from a simple “let there be” command, as the religious books seem to imply. The universe is so much more complex than that – and the more we learn about it, the more we appreciate this complexity.
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Hahaha!
I get it now 😀
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I know exactly how YHWH feels when that angel speaks!
Do you think his eyes glazed over too as he scratched his noble beard?
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His eyes totally must have glazed over, Emmylgant. Ha ha.
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