Chronicles of YHWH 14: Of Calabi-Yau Pathways


In the beginning, YHWH summoned Angel Seraphiel – Head of the Seraphims, Protector of Metatron, and the Chief Quantum Engineer of the Primordial Firmament:

YHWH: I would like to create an infinitely small ball of matter that can explode to form an entire universe. Thoughts?

Angel Seraphiel: Well, to do that, you’d need to create a Singularity that can break down into hadrons and leptons. Further, the hadrons have to be able to subdivide themselves into various mesons and baryons. All within a millionth billionth trillionth of a second.

Short Pause.

YHWH: Uh… What?

Angel Seraphiel: Additionally, the leptons – that is, the Tau Neutrino, the Electron Neutrino, and the Muon Neutrino – all have to propagate through metastable Calabi-Yau Manifolds at luminal speeds – no less, no more. The hadronic baryons should ideally congrutinate from the quark-gluon plasma immediately the singularity explodes.

YHWH: Uh… What?

Angel Seraphiel: I will shortly submit to you the topographical equations detailing the necessary Ricci Flatness needed in the Calabi-Yau spaces. All related, trivial canonical bundles must remain holomorphic – never vanishing – and the overall Kahler Metrics should retain a universal holonomy.

YHWH: Uh… What?

Angel Seraphiel: But don’t worry about the nitty-gritties of the exploding singularity. After I set it up, all you’ll have to do is say: “Let the universe be!”, and it will manifest automatically.

YHWH (Visibly relieved): Oh, I see. That is cool then, I guess. Get to work.


N/B: For access to all anecdotes in this series, check out List of all “Chronicles of YHWH” notes.

About Joseph Wahome

Used to the quirky side of life: been there, done that, got burnt, got redeemed, sticking the neck out again, but this time, with some titanium necklaces.

8 thoughts on “Chronicles of YHWH 14: Of Calabi-Yau Pathways

  1. makagutu says:

    Can you write that in English!


    • Joseph Wahome says:

      Ha ha. That IS in English. It is a simple illustration of the fact that the universe, as we presently understand it, couldn’t have arisen from a simple “let there be” command, as the religious books seem to imply. The universe is so much more complex than that – and the more we learn about it, the more we appreciate this complexity.

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  2. emmylgant says:

    I know exactly how YHWH feels when that angel speaks!
    Do you think his eyes glazed over too as he scratched his noble beard?


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