Chronicles of YHWH 19: Notifications


Notifications

YHWH’s Facebook activities:

Notification: The Virgin Mary accepted your friend request. Write on her wall or send her a message.

YHWH: **Private message to The Virgin Mary** “Howdy, Mary. I’ll make you an Overnight Celebrity. Let me Upgrade You tonight, immaculately.”

Notification: Lucifer invited you to like his page “The Lucifer Verses”

YHWH: **Block all invitations from Lucifer. **Block Lucifer and Report his account. **Unblock Lucifer. **Private message to Lucifer “BURN IN HELL!!!” **Block Lucifer and Report his account.

Notification: Gabriel, Michael, Suzanna and 204 other angels have liked your post in “The Heavenly Walkway” page.

YHWH: **Mark notification as read.

Notification: There are unread inbox messages from Confucius, Buddha and Allah.

YHWH: **Mark messages as spam. **Report Confucius, Buddha and Allah.

Notification: Lilith sucked your Lollipop on “The Celestial Warpath” Game. Suck her Lollipop back by clicking HERE.

YHWH: **Click**

 

N/B: For access to all anecdotes in this series, check out List of all “Chronicles of YHWH” notes.

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About Joseph Wahome

Used to the quirky side of life: been there, done that, got burnt, got redeemed, sticking the neck out again, but this time, with some titanium necklaces.

3 thoughts on “Chronicles of YHWH 19: Notifications

  1. makagutu says:

    Who helped YHWH open a FB account? Being omni- does he access to everyone accounts? Can he be accused of illegal surveillance?

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    • Joseph Wahome says:

      Ha ha. Nah, your online data is safe. Even YHWH can’t crack the encryption standards used by FB and other contemporary social media platforms.

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