YHWH’s Facebook activities:
Notification: The Virgin Mary accepted your friend request. Write on her wall or send her a message.
YHWH: **Private message to The Virgin Mary** “Howdy, Mary. I’ll make you an Overnight Celebrity. Let me Upgrade You tonight, immaculately.”
Notification: Lucifer invited you to like his page “The Lucifer Verses”
YHWH: **Block all invitations from Lucifer. **Block Lucifer and Report his account. **Unblock Lucifer. **Private message to Lucifer “BURN IN HELL!!!” **Block Lucifer and Report his account.
Notification: Gabriel, Michael, Suzanna and 204 other angels have liked your post in “The Heavenly Walkway” page.
YHWH: **Mark notification as read.
Notification: There are unread inbox messages from Confucius, Buddha and Allah.
YHWH: **Mark messages as spam. **Report Confucius, Buddha and Allah.
Notification: Lilith sucked your Lollipop on “The Celestial Warpath” Game. Suck her Lollipop back by clicking HERE.
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