Chronicles of YHWH 31: Quotable quotes

Quotable quotes

Quotable quotes:

“Yo momma” – Sigmund Freud.

“Space is stretchy and discombobulating” – Albert Einstein.

“Kill me now” – Yeshua Kristi.

“Dream on” – Martin Luther King.

“Of a surety, ye be a similitude of rain clouds” – Allah.

“I never said any of that shit” – Confucius.

“He that goeth before has consulted the footprints” – Mahayana Buddhist.

“Give me your tithe, your girlfriend and your aunt” – Local Pastor.

“I even heavenly Jesus bible white photosynthesis” – Local Fundie.

“The darker the apple, the sweeter the juice” – Lucifer/ Talking Snake.

“I WILL REVENGE!!” YHWH.

“Earthlings are clearly bananas” – Martians.

“Chillax, all yo” – Universe.

N/B: For access to all anecdotes in this series, check out List of all “Chronicles of YHWH” notes.