I was watching TV with my friends and the topic was taboo sex/relationships. There were three or four of them that were aired and it would be nice to hear your thoughts.
1. A lady is in love with the Berlin Wall
2. A man is in love with his cars
3. A sex therapist sleeps with her patients
4. A man is married to a lady 32years his senior.
We look forward to hearing from you
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Here’s my responses: 1.) Why not? Most men are as dense as walls anyway, and nowhere near as BIG!
2.) Fine to BE in love with your cars, but do not MAKE love to your cars. I tried that once and boy, oh boy, I almost fried my poor willy off in the tail pipe. BAD, BAD idea!
3.) It is fine for a sex therapist to sleep with her patients as long as she’s really hot and one of them is me.
4.) As long as the lady isn’t only 32 years old, fine by me. 🙂
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“Most men are as dense as walls anyway, and nowhere near as BIG!”
Speak for yourself, Lightening-Boy!
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Well, speaking just for myself, I happen to be as dense as a wall BUT I’ve a big willy, too, and that more than makes up for it. Unless, of course, we’re speaking about the time I tried to make love to my car and said willy got caught in said car’s tail pipe and….well, you get the picture. Ouch. Fun. But ouch.
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“said willy got caught in said car’s tail pipe and….well, you get the picture.” – I’ve had my greatest success with turning the motor off first, otherwise, HOT! HOT! HOT! Oooooh, that’s hot heat!
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Like I said, I’m dense. Otherwise I would have known to turn the motor off first. Live and learn, eh? Anyway, the tail pipe incident is minor compared to the time I attempted to make love to a moving speed boat propeller. I’m still too ashamed to speak of it. 🙂
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Please don’t speak of it
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I’ll try, but you know me. I’ve got a BIG mouth!
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I know
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You guys make me laugh
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Now i need to erase that picture from my mind
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You can try, Brother, but you won’t be able to.
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Am not putting any effort lo
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Haha
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lol!
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She left the US in search of love, found it on the Berlin Wall. Maybe you are right.
He makes love to the cars, don’t ask me how.
Hot, i cant say she was.
Haha,
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🙂
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Damn, you’re funny.
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And that’s just how I look. You should see me do stand up. 🙂
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1. A lady is in love with the Berlin Wall
I got nothin’ —
2. A man is in love with his cars
’60’s TV series featuring Jerry Van Dyke (Dick’s brother) and Agnes Moorehead – “My Mother, the Car”
3. A sex therapist sleeps with her patients
Where do I sign up?
4. A man is married to a lady 32years his senior.
Mommy issues.
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Or Jay Leno —
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3. California area, they didn’t list her number unfortunately
4. I thought so too
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I don’t know about 1, 2 or 3. I have seen cases of 4. This might work in some cases. Some cases know were “paper mariages” of older women marrying a young African. It is papers for sex. If both sides know what they want and agree uppon it, its OK. I know cases where I think it was true love, and that is also OK. There are also some younger men who simply like mature or older women. Then why not. Its only a problem if people are not honest to themselves or to their partner. If people play with open cards and everybody agrees, then nothing is wrong with it.
I also know of such relations that started as paper mariages were a man payed a woman to marry her, and later it turned into actual relationships. I don’t judge. Everybody should know what they are doing.
The opposite case also happens (old man with young girl, e.g. Thai or Philipina girls. I know of Philipina widows here, women in their 40s or 50s whose much older German husbands have died.
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There was a case here not long ago of a man marrying a lady 40 yrs his senior. They were together till she died 4 or 5 years later. So sure some of them do work.
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I suppose it’s a case of if all parties are happy with the arrangement – the wall, the car, the sex therapist and the older woman – then, hey, who cares what they all get up to 🙂
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A sadist and a masochist got married. On their wedding night, the masochist said, “Hurt me! Hurt me!”
With a wicked grin, the sadist said, “No.”
And so they lived happily ever after.
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Snort!
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Was that your “Snort of the Day,” or just a run-of-the-mill snort?
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Full on SOTD. How does that suit? 🙂
But, I’ve not read many blogs today 😀
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“But, I’ve not read many blogs today ” – said the queen of the left-handed compliment —
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Oh dear
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If they are all happy, why should we say anything about their life?
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Shame on me. Did I give you an excuse to tell that joke, Arch. Lol. 🙂
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You’re guiltless, Tish – I never need an excuse to make a bad joke, just ask Ark!
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Phew. That’s all right then. I won’t say: tell me another…
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Tish, you pretty much nailed it for me.
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No one really. Am not sure the wall and the car were consulted though
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1. Read about her, I think she actually tried to marry it; but the courts denied the petition.
2. Peter Falk in the movie “Castle Keep, plays a baker in love with his Volkswagen; and there are hints that the Volkswagen reciprocates. (Great antiwar satire, btw.)
3. Well, if it works for them both.
4. When John Dewey was approaching 90, he married a woman in her 40s. Clearly there is philosophical justification for finding happiness where one can.
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“When John Dewey was approaching 90, he married a woman in her 40s.”
ej, there’s a very valid reason for relationships like that – women simply age faster than men. It’s a fact! Take a man, 40, who marries a girl, 20, she’s half his age. Twenty years later, he’s 60 and she’s 40 – now she’s 2/3 his age! Twenty more years later, she’s 3/4 his age – see what I mean?
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I like your math
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1. She loves that wall deeply, carries models of it around town.
2. This guy has a VW and two other cars, the VW is his first love, been together since the 70s
3. She got her husband on the job, it must work
4. Agreed
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VWs apparently have a special magic about them for some people, that eludes me….
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I want to get me a beetle but I hope i.don’t suffer same fate
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They’re great in bed. That’s their magic. Don’t ask how I know. It’s an embarrassing tale. 🙂
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I will not ask, i promise
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Thanks, Mak. You’re a sensitive and caring friend. 🙂
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My weakness, fellow last prophet
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🙂
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Inspired, since you can’t seem to get that thing out of your hand (the lightening bolt, not the other thing!), have you ever considered welding as a profession –?
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I have, but you need BOTH hands in order to do it properly, and, as you’ve already noted, my other hand is otherwise occupied as well.
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A man was in love with his car
Said it’s better than a woman by far
It’s not as exhausting
And much less costing
His pussy was a jaguar
An old woman married a minor
She thought nothing could be finer
He couldn’t afford her
And soon simple bored her
Now she has an old timer
A lady loved the Wall of Berlin
Said it made her tail really spin
She’d tried all the others
Those religious brothers
Even those with a foreskin
A sex therapist bedded her patients
Said it would relieve their frustrations
They only wanted to lay her
And forgot to pay her
So she performed on them castrations
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Awesome!
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makagutu is the awesome one. 🙂 I thank him for giving me something awesome to comment about.
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🙂 you flatter me sweetheart
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Well, it works. 🙂
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I love this poem.
At least the therapist got paid for sleeping with the patients.
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Just doing her job. 🙂
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Helping humankind
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Great!
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I suspect we are all making flippant comments apart from Tish, but if it’s safe, sane and consensual why not.
On which, I should point out that I do ask my little dog if he has asked and received the pillow’s consent …
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Hahahaha! How does said dog respond. In the dog’s position, i would say yes all the time.
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I suspect the wall and the cars never consented.
But Bear always consented with Wilfred; I’m sure of it. (Reference to the US series..)
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I have the same suspicion but if they are treated well in the process, who am i to complain
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Isn’t the Berlin Wall demolished? I thought it was torn apart decades ago.
As to the car lover, I can’t imagine…well, I don’t WANT to imagine! 😉
The sex therapist and her trysts with her patients…I’m gay, so not applicable to me.
It’s not the age difference; again, it’s the gender makeup.
Good one, my Nairobi brother! You must have had a fantastic weekend! 😉
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No, portions of it remained.
I didn’t want to imagine.
No issue
I think so too
I had a great weekend, it was long since we were not working on Friday
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1. A lady is in love with the Berlin Wall:
ONCE YOU GO TOTALITARIAN, SOON YOU’LL BE MARRYING!
2. A man is in love with his cars:
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE “LUBE JOB.”
3. A sex therapist sleeps with her patients:
ON THE JOB TRAINING.
4. A man is married to a lady 32years his senior:
IS THAT A CATHETER IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
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LOL
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Hahaha
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I’ve seen that car guy. I felt more sorry for his father.
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I feel more sorry for the car. It can certainly do better than that dude if it just put a tiny bit of effort into improving its self esteem. There’s a whole new world out there waiting for it.
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LOL!
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makes sense
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I feel sorry for his friends
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All I took away from this post was Mak was watching tv with friends and we weren’t invited!
…and lolz @ youz guys.
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I will invite you next time my good friend
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Regarding #4 – Are you all talking about me?
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Not unless you’re married to a 2 year old. 😉
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Today’s my birthday, so thirty-two years younger is not old enough to drink, but legal for my purposes. 🙂
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Well, happy birthday!
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Happy birthday dear.
May you live to see many more days full of life and joy
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Not by a mile sweetheart
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My great-grandmother’s last boyfriend was twenty years younger. Of course, that still means he was in his seventies. My grandmother married a man twelve years younger and her sister, when she realized cute guys in bands ignored her, opened a nightclub.
So, all of you better watch out!
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We will watch out
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Very odd!… What wehn it comes to tastes…
Number #3 is definitely my favorite choice.
All the best to you, Makagutu!, Aquileana 😀
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All the best to you too
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I’m in love with my cell phone, but it’s sadly unrequited – I’m pretty sure it hates me. 😉
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haha, I am sure your phone will get to like you
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It’s a fickle thing that phone 😀
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most of them are
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Maybe you should try it on “Vibrate” – just a thought —
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Heh heh heh. (Evil laugh.)
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1. A lady is in love with the Berlin Wall:
Nothing to say about this one.
2. A man is in love with his cars
To be, or to have? This guy has. It’s as if his cars define him. What is he without the cars he loves? Probably nothing.
3. A sex therapist sleeps with her patients:
Perhaps this is a part of the therapy?
4. A man is married to a lady 32years his senior:
Age is a state of mind. If it’s consensual and it makes both of them happy, why not?
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#2 you are probably right
#3 she said it was part of therapy. For who is the question
#4 if there is consent, no problem
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