I know this has come a wee bit late but all the same, the festive season is just coming to a close and we will soon be back to the normal things we do each day as we wait for the next holiday to spend money on people we hardly like.
I read on most blogs by American Christians about war on Christmas and wondered how bad this war is? I got solution for them though, they can all migrate to China during the Christmas season. Everywhere I turned there was a Christmas message.
Christmas cheer in China
Random thoughts 
The real war on christmas was fought by a christian fundamentalist known as Oliver Cromwell and his associates. Why? Because the pagan roots of this holiday.
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I don’t know why these Christians see war where there is none
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Neither do I, probably it’s the result of their belief in the end time.
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“to spend money on people we hardly like”
Does that mean I have to return the gift you sent me? ๐ฆ
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Not you, you are a darling ๐
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That’s good because I think I already ate it. lol
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Hahahahaha, that is a good one
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Chinese Christmas, huh? That’s novel… But I guess they have embraced consumerism.
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Oh yes, they have. You should have seen the streets man!
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Gimme, gimme, gimme stuff, glorious stuff! ๐
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Americans who think there is a war on Christmas should take the next flight to China next Christmas
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I almost feel sorry for US fundies… Their new cultural heroes are turning out to be Putin and China! ๐
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i personal am part of an imaginary atheist military group that sent 56 drones to the Vatican on Christmas Eve to scare the Christmas out of them. Didn’t work. Maybe cause the drones weren’t real. Just like the imaginary war the fundies say is happening on Christmas. there isn’t one. I have nice warm feelings towards a lot of people at Christmas time, but Christians aren’t on that list. Ironic, eh?
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Coming from you, no irony ๐
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No irony your clothes, they’ll be wrinkled when you wear ’em. ๐
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hahahahaha! I will buy a new iron box just in case the old fails ๐
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Way to plan ahead pal. Way to plan ahead.
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Way to avoid disappointment or meet it sooner
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“…as we wait for the next holiday to spend money on people we hardly like.” – Ebenezer? Is that you –?
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Who knows?
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Excellent idea, my Nairobi brother! Indeed, you are a rocket scientist! You deserve the Nobel Prize for Creativity and Imagination! That gets all these intolerant, bigoted and exclusive haters out of my life for good! Damn! I’m already practicing what they ALL preach! May I come to Kenya? Much love and naked hugs! ๐
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Maybe someone could organize budget trips during Christmas to China for them and leave you in peace
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Maybe I can mimic their greed, organize the enterprise and reap the profits for us, my Nairobi brother! ๐
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Now that is a brilliant idea. We could profit from them and go on holiday to the Bahamas
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We’re on our way to our ill-begotten fortune, friend and partner-in-crime! ๐
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It is all legit. Have you heard of a pastor who says his wealth is ill-begotten? No! We will be selling hope in big jars and that is a legit business
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So true, my Sanctified Greatness! This blessing from you anoints my thievery! ๐
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Hahaha! We will be rich without working so hard at it
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And with your divine indulgence! Skirting hell to gain admission into heaven…what a perfect arrangement! ๐
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we can bribe the gate keeper of heaven with the money we will have made or promise him something. A man has a price ๐ it may be very high but it is always there
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With your support, my Nairobi Pontiff, it is holy retribution! ๐
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โโฆas we wait for the next holiday to spend money on people we hardly like.โ
I decided this year not to buy anything for anyone I didn’t want to buy a gift for. I didn’t spend much money…
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that is the way to go dear friend, saves you the dollars
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And a lot of aggravation!
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