international condom day


Your host is his lazy self.

I just learnt tomorrow, the 14th Feb is International condom day. Here is a list of things to do

  • Keep condoms on hand so there is no excuse to use them if the situation arises.
  • Say the Danish word for condom 10 times fast. Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel
  • Talk to your kids about safe sex and answer any questions they may have.
  • Make a donation to me for bringing you this information.

Let’s distribute more condoms and less guns, maybe we may just find something to distract us enough from killing each other.

Love you all guys.

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About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

45 thoughts on “international condom day

  1. Funny and informative as always. How funny the Pope’s statement about the selfishness of childlessness comes so close to he day celebrating one of the most effective forms of birth control. 😉

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  2. I’m sure that the Danish word for condoms is quite effective because just thinking about that word would kill any mood that I’d be in.

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  3. I’m all for making love not war. Oh yeah. 😀

    “Say the Danish word for condom 10 times fast. Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel”

    LMAO

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  4. Let’s compromise, Mak. Let me sell guns if I promise to cover ’em with condoms first before I do. OK?

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  5. archaeopteryx1 says:

    Dude, you ROCK, you crazy Kenyan! I’ve gotta repost that somewhere – maybe ColorStorm’s blog! (Although I can’t imagine him having any use for a condom. Size-wise, do they come in Micro-Mini?)

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  6. >>> “… more condoms and less guns…”

    Hear, hear!

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  7. ejwinner says:

    Can’t comment right now – meeting with a friend and we’re gonna celebrate Condom Day….

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  8. I know what the danish word means…
    “take it out of package before use”

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  9. archaeopteryx1 says:

    Mak – I took the liberty of passing on your idea to “Kuba,” who operates the Knowledge Guild, in case anyone wants to visit – she dug up some interesting facts, one of which is:

    Condoms have been around a long, long time. The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom is a 12,000–15,000-year old painting on the wall of a cave in France. – Parisot, Jeannette (1985)

    as well as this quotation that I would love to share with ColorStorm:

    “Use a condom. The world doesn’t need another you.”
    ― Carroll Bryant —

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  10. aguywithoutboxers says:

    Great suggestions! Good idea and thank you for promoting this initiative! Much love and many naked hugs, my Nairobi brother! 🙂

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