Your host is his lazy self.
I just learnt tomorrow, the 14th Feb is International condom day. Here is a list of things to do
- Keep condoms on hand so there is no excuse to use them if the situation arises.
- Say the Danish word for condom 10 times fast. Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel
- Talk to your kids about safe sex and answer any questions they may have.
- Make a donation to me for bringing you this information.
Let’s distribute more condoms and less guns, maybe we may just find something to distract us enough from killing each other.
Love you all guys.
Random thoughts 
Funny and informative as always. How funny the Pope’s statement about the selfishness of childlessness comes so close to he day celebrating one of the most effective forms of birth control. 😉
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We don’t expect the pope to give us any advice on proper condom use unless he has been reading them on magazines
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I’m sure that the Danish word for condoms is quite effective because just thinking about that word would kill any mood that I’d be in.
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I couldn’t even say it slowly if I wanted to
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I wonder if it would sound like a battle cry if someone yells it? Also, I wonder what the words mean in Danish. Perhaps, “Plastic covering that prevents mistakes.” Or maybe “Cheap bag that stops you from paying child support.”
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It translates as “pregnancy prevention agent”
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I like the cheap bag that stops you from paying child support. there is a Dane who follows this site, I will ask him to enlighten us
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I’m all for making love not war. Oh yeah. 😀
“Say the Danish word for condom 10 times fast. Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel”
LMAO
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10 times fast? I don’t think I can say that one time slow.
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Nooooo, please tell me you weren’t snowed in and missed the concert.
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Imagine going to buy condoms in Danish, I would just say give me a packet of Svan
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Let’s compromise, Mak. Let me sell guns if I promise to cover ’em with condoms first before I do. OK?
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I’m down with that
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Great. I’ll send a condom-sheath gun your way via carrier pigeon as a thank you for your support. 🙂
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i prefer holy spirit transport though
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hahaha. i can make that compromise
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Dude, you ROCK, you crazy Kenyan! I’ve gotta repost that somewhere – maybe ColorStorm’s blog! (Although I can’t imagine him having any use for a condom. Size-wise, do they come in Micro-Mini?)
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‘In moderation’
Editors note
This comment and the suggestion herewith is not authorised by The Word of The Lord. As in my about page, I am happy to allow dissenting comments (after being moderated and edited) but I should point out no True Christian (TM) would want to use these implements of self-indulgence. Etc.
You get the idea .
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Hahaha dear, this looks like what CS would write to arch
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CS will add
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Ah. I got the capitals wrong. I need to frequent CS’s blog more often (not) to get my imitation down to a fine art.
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I don’t think you like punishing yourself that much.
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>>> “… more condoms and less guns…”
Hear, hear!
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😛
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Can’t comment right now – meeting with a friend and we’re gonna celebrate Condom Day….
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all good my friend, enjoy the celebration
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I know what the danish word means…
“take it out of package before use”
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It actually means: “contraceptive means”…
Duh…
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hahaha.. who would want to use it while still wrapped?
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;-))
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Mak – I took the liberty of passing on your idea to “Kuba,” who operates the Knowledge Guild, in case anyone wants to visit – she dug up some interesting facts, one of which is:
as well as this quotation that I would love to share with ColorStorm:
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Arch, your Colorstorm comments are a highlight of my day. 🙂
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You should see the ones he won’t print!
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You mean all the ones that don’t agree with everything he says and aren’t reinforcing his delusions about the bible being right because the bible says it is?
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AND the ones that are full of saccharin phrases, designed to get the little old ladies in his cult to say, “Bless you, ColorStorm!” so that he can get his daily (tell ’em Neuro –) dopamine fix: “a little boy cries because his daddy missed his ball game” – “A daddy accidentally backs over his little girl in the driveway” – all designed to bring a lump to your throat and pats on his back. And of course, within all of these is a generous smattering of scripture.
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$Amen$ Just between you and me, now, please, keep this a secret, I really kinda, sorta heavily dislike CS. His belief in an invisible, non-existent, psychopathic deity leaves an unpleasant smell in the air whenever he’s around. He also has a very inappropriate homoerotic attraction to my lightening bolt which makes me uneasy around him, even if I do find it a bit flattering. 🙂
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Jeff — I feel sorry for the dude. He appears to have never really experience authentic love and therefore has settled for what he can get — even if the “acknowledgement” comes from a narcissistic bastard like Yahweh.
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That probably explains his deeply inappropriate sexual attraction for my lightening bolt. Poor guy. 🙂
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Can one have an appropriate sexual attraction to your lightening bolt? 😀
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Well, there’s this gal I know with a metal flag post glued to her right hand. So, to answer your question, yes. Yes one can. 🙂
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Thanks for sharing arch.
Tell us what CS thinks of the quotation once you share it with him
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Great suggestions! Good idea and thank you for promoting this initiative! Much love and many naked hugs, my Nairobi brother! 🙂
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hugs my friend n hope you are having a swell of a time
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And the same to you, buddy! Much love and naked hugs! 🙂
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