Comic relief

My friends from the US of A gave themselves a president by the name of G. W Bush and we will be forever grateful for this gift. His off the cuff remarks not only leave a lot to be desired but will leave you with hurting ribs. I know you must have a long list of his memorable quotes, that notwithstanding, I am going to share just a few for comic relief.

as members of the press corps here know, I have at times complained about leaks of security information, whether the leaks be in the legislative branch or in the executive branch. And I take those leaks very seriously…. I’d like to know who leaked, and if anybody has got any information inside our government or outside our government who leaked, you ought to take it to the justice department so we can find out the leaker.

and we live in an amazing world. And yet, in the midst of our world, there’s a lot of folks who are dying and will die

there is no doubt in my mind that this country cannot achieve any objective we put our mind to

and the last for the day

these despicable [suicide attacks] were committed by killers whose only faith is hate. And the United States will find the killers, and they will learn the meaning of American justice


About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

38 thoughts on “Comic relief

  1. aguywithoutboxers says:

    As one who survived eight years of his dull and un-inspiring presidency and endured the un-endurable and nauseating idiocy, not to mention the lies and the bloodthirsty regime, all I can say is that “he’s gone.”

    Have a great day, my Nairobi brother. May we deport the brother of the above to Kenya? The horizon for the USA looks scary.


  2. ladysighs says:

    “My friends from the US of A gave themselves a president by the name of G. W Bush ”
    Not this friend! 😦


  3. john zande says:

    “I believe fish and men can coexist peacefully”


  4. He was a giant of intellectual enlightenment. Too bad he and Darth Cheney had so much power and caused the deaths of so many people.


  5. oh I didn’t give this gift! Duh-bya Bush was an utter moron and did awful damage to this country.

    and now his brother may be running for president. Oy. Barbara Bush, their mom, once said that she didn’t think any more Bushes should run, but Surprise! she changed her mind.


  6. The best was when in Australia, he thanked the Austrian troops for their heroism…:-P


  7. He was just following in the traditional footsteps of Dan Quayle. A wise man once said “Sure the game is rigged, but if you don’t play you can’t win.” This is what the American voters don’t get. A lot of people don’t vote because they know the game(s) rigged.


  8. Rosie Boyle says:

    What about American justice on Gaza ? And the murder of innocent babies and women all innocent ???? Tell me what is that just about that ??? is that right ????? Is that GOOD is that fair ??? It’s horrific American my ass fukin control desk bastards


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