Heaven, do you qualify


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About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

22 thoughts on “Heaven, do you qualify

  1. that was grand fun. Quite bibilcal. πŸ™‚ The one I think that they missed is that women can supposedly only be saved by childbirth, 1 Timothy 2:15. which would mean if you can’ t have children or don’t want to have children, you are also not going to heaven and/or the kingdom of heaven on earth.

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  2. ladysighs says:

    I was disqualified after about 10 seconds into the film. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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  3. archaeopteryx1 says:

    Considering that, according to the Bible, heaven will consist of praising a narcissistic god, 24/7, for eternity, if no one minds ever so much, I should like to give it a pass.

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  4. Funny video, but I’m out. And glad of it. πŸ™‚

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  5. melouisef says:

    Who said you go to heaven for the weather but to hell for the company… 😊

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  6. archaeopteryx1 says:

    I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
    ~~ Mark Twain ~~

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  7. Fortunately for me and my kind, the Summer Land is much nicer, you dont’ have to spend all your time praising the Divine Narcissist ( love that!), you do get to party with friends, plus get ready for the next round here. Oh, and Hel (only one L) is the nice Lady who runs the place, not a place of it’s own. Someone once said, Christians don’t get to come back, Buddhists have to and the Pagans get to. I guess it’s all in the outlook.

    Fortunately for all of us, no matter which outlook you have, none of the garbage the Abrahamics spout about life here or anywhere else is real. The Summer Land may not be real either, but the message is definitely live the life you have!

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  8. aguywithoutboxers says:

    I don’t stand a snowballs chance in hell! Oh, I did keep one: I haven’t had sex with a woman! πŸ™‚

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