The story goes that after the great flood, Noah made wine from his vineyard, got drunk from it, and shed all his clothes. He then run around and danced naked. YHWH spotted him, and got pissed off:
YHWH (In a thundering voice): NOAH! Wear some clothes, you idiot!
Noah (Running away, stark naked): No! I will not!
YHWH (Running after Noah): Come on, Noah. Out of the entire human race, I chose you as the most sane, and spared your life. Behave like a sane person.
Noah: I don’t wanna!
YHWH: I’ll curse you and your descendants to the 25th generation if you don’t wear some clothes right now, Noah!
Noah (Prancing around): Ha ha! The curses will wash off my naked, sweaty body!
YHWH: I regret saving you from the flood, Noah. I should have chosen a different family!
Noah (Rolling in a muddy puddle): Come, let’s roll in this mud together! I feel like a filthy swine right now, and I like it!
YHWH: You are such a filthy person, Noah.
Noah (Clapping muddy hands together): Yes! Yes! I am! Most filthy!
YHWH: Please wear your clothes. Your sons will see your shame if you don’t, Noah.
Noah (Jumping up and down): My shame is completely shameless! Look at it, dancing around as I jump! Dance, my gorgeous shame, Dance!
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