Nudity, Christianity and marriage among others

I had a dream about you. I was running barefoot on the beach, and you were chasing me because you were a cop, and I was naked. I couldn’t believe you tried to arrest me. What, is it a crime to run with no shoes?

Jarod Kintz

It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

This is a public service announcement. It may turn out all mixed up, so excuse me.

It seems to me Christian men are suffering. There is too much nudity online. And porn. What must a christian man do? Ask the holy spirit for help. I suggest they pray to their god to make sure Christians are born all dressed up.

Then we have that insane thing called National Prayer Breakfast where our corrupt MPigs and charlatans preachers meet over sumptuous breakfast to pray to their gods to help keep them safe from poor Kenyans. Some tweets about the event.

https://twitter.com/Luis_Cabral_/status/603857643925544960

With all the #NationalPrayerBreakfast meetings by leadership, how come terrorism, corruption, nepotism and tribalism are still order of day?

— Charles Mwabili Harry (@CMwabili) May 28, 2015

Pray $ prey!!!!! #NationalPrayerBreakfast

— 🌀Dad's 👑. (@rey_mahrl) May 28, 2015

Enough of the faith, let's get to the action. @Ukenyatta @WilliamsRuto#NationalPrayerBreakfast

— Gee💧 (@Jon_Ogot) May 28, 2015

Then, here we find a person with enough intelligence to eat and nothing more. Reduces everything to tribe and nothing else. From my tweet about how useless the event is, all he sees is my tribe.

#NationalHyenaBreakfast is he most stupid hashtag in a while.

— Msafiri (@jafyaa) May 28, 2015

@omnoel Do you even know who organizes it or are you Cord-blind?

— Msafiri (@jafyaa) May 28, 2015

@omnoel There's a 90% prbability you are and the body is actaully one individual with no ties to the State. Idjit.

— Msafiri (@jafyaa) May 28, 2015

And lastly we come to the other obsession of the religious, marriage.

Doug tells us the traditional understanding of marriage is one man one woman and I must, sincerely, ask which tradition?

Ignorance of history is a bad thing. Though the bible isn’t a history book, we have in its pages concubinage, incest and prostitution. Prostitution wouldn’t have been condemned unless it was already prevalent. For the ignorant christian of today to write marriage was mortally wounded in the 20th century is to me, a display of ignorance of the facts as they stand.

That the christian is unaware of the promiscuity that was prevalent in the church until recently doesn’t surprise me. I only wished they don’t say it out loud. It is not contraceptives that is the problem. It is the religious idea that sex is sacred that means there is a lot of repressed sexual energies that is the problem.

One would ask why the bible talks about divorce, gives grounds for divorce if it wasn’t already happening?

I sympathise with the religious, I really do, but I hate to tell them that their fears have their source in ignorance. Had they been a little more enlightened, it would be obvious to them that couples would still divorce whether LGBTs had their rights to marry granted by legislation as they should have. Promiscuity will  not increase or decrease because LGBTs are not discriminated against.

Please, you goddites, work on your relationships. Don’t bother with that which doesn’t concern you.

As an introduction to a bit of history, the christian, I suggest they read this post. It is short.