Clever questions atheists can’t answer, really?


I feel that we should stop wasting our time trying to please the supernatural and concentrate on improving the welfare of human beings. I think that, uh, we should use our energy and our initiative to solve our problems, and stop relying on prayer and wishful thinking. If we have faith in ourselves, we won’t have to have faith in gods.” ― Ruth Hurmence Green

Hope you all have been well. I think if there is a trophy for stupid believer of the week, the author of these questions should get two of them.

  1. They don’t ask you if you are a creationist before admission
  2. we are more afraid of creationists
  3. so all sex is for making little yous?
  4. None.
  5. Yes, it is no evidence of Jesus, idjit!
  6. Your question betrays your ignorance
  7. Because you are either unimaginative or stupid
  8. I wasn’t there, were you?
  9. How would he and he didn’t exist?
  10. Majority of people are ignorant/ stupid
  11. Check no 10
  12. Are you really this stupid?
  13. It is a waste of time debating an idjit, they tend to bring you to their level
  14. I hear they say that of Voltaire too
  15. Yes, his most stupid performance known to me
  16. Because most people don’t read
  17. Ask an astrophysicist
  18. Just study it, you may understand but I don’t have so much hope for that
  19. Where did you read that?
  20. How can evolution not be true if we have idjits such as yourself?
  21. Only in Ken Ham’s mind and maybe yours
  22. You really can ask stupid questions. is your IQ greater than a single digit?
  23. Check no 13
  24. Ask the catholic church
  25. Hahaha
  26. You are beyond rescue
  27. I am too busy to find space for gods
  28. People must be getting dumber
  29. Yes. I ate a baby yesterday. Today I will go strip
  30. You talked to a fossil?
  31. I didn’t know he admitted that
  32. Where did god come from
  33. I wish there were laws against stupid, we wouldn’t be dealing with you
  34. It will be up to those who shall take care of my body. I would prefer cremation
  35. I am not sure you don’t act like a monkey, but you sure sound like one
  36. Really?
  37. You have cleared things up. It is good to rape because god is real
  38. Check no 28
  39. That is really dumb
  40. Have you read it?
  41. It was made from cheese by monkeys
  42. You are stretching it
  43. I also want to know
  44. Ask evolutionists
  45. Yes and no. It was not a Darwinist propaganda
  46. I have seen two
  47. Because some or should I say most Christians are dishonest
  48. He was a christian

Yours truly, atheist

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As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

61 thoughts on “Clever questions atheists can’t answer, really?

  1. niquesdawson says:

    Aki sometimes mimi hufloat. Sijaelewa those questions and their contexts in the first place…..

    Nqs

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  2. carmen says:

    There is a link, Mak – I started to go through the list, but when I got to, “Did you know Hitchens was saved before he died?” I quit. Even before that one, I was laughing at the absurdity. . oh, my.
    I agree with Ruth Green – if we have faith in ourselves, we won’t need faith in god(s). The more I read, the more I agree with the mantra, “Just don’t be an asshole”. People like the blogger you’ve featured here don’t realize the degree of their own assholishness, methinks.

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    • makagutu says:

      Hi Carmen,
      I have been reading the comments on his blog. One, there are two of them running that blog! and they are busy telling people they are going to hell. If it is satire, fail, if they are serious, triple fail.

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  3. I like the quote. Now, I’ll answer a question the brilliant author of the OP asks: “Are you tired of atheists claiming they are more intellectual and smarter that Christians?” No. But I’m very tired of christians claiming they are more intellectual and smarter than Muslims. Islam is the only true religion. Can’t christians read? The Qur’an is the only true holy book there is. it says so right in it.

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  4. john zande says:

    That is parody, right?

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  5. shelldigger says:

    You don’t have to be a smug, ignorant, asshat to be a x-ian, but it apparently helps.

    Nice strawman atheist he/she/it has developed. Although I can agree with #13.

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  6. tildeb says:

    I will second that award.

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  7. Ain't No Shrinking Violet says:

    Oh. my. fucking. god. That guy needs a brain transplant in a serious way, and his list of questions is ridiculous.

    I wonder if he’s ever considered how screaming, “REPENT OR BURN!” is not the best way to win people to his cause? Seems his people skills, as well as his intellect, are a *tiny bit* lacking.

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  8. Those questions are straining to qualify as clever.

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  9. A Guy Without Boxers says:

    Why stop at just two? Give the author an entire basket of the idiot trophies and wish them well! Have a good day, my Nairobi brother! 🙂

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  10. I’m pretty sure it’s satire. I’ll go throw a comment out there and see.

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  11. ejwinner says:

    I like the way the OP replies to comments with the litany “repent or burn in hell.”

    I myself am burning in hell right now, and I assure you, it’s not so bad; the brimstone baths are especially invigorating; and instead of virgins, you get your pick of highly experienced nymphos.

    Having this experience with the after-life, I can now report that the word here is that creationists are not evolved – they aren’t even born. They are dropped as seedlings from alien space-craft – shape shifting lizards with an intent to retard earth’s science in preparation for conquest.

    Arm yourselves! “Origin of Species” is the magical formula for spells against viral ignorance! Prepare for intergalactic Armageddon! Fire and brimstone for everybody!

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  12. fojap says:

    Question 1 Part 1:
    From the Wikipedia entry on Kent Hovind

    In 1971, he graduated from East Peoria Community High School in East Peoria, Illinois, and received degrees from unaccredited institutions. He attended the accredited Illinois Central College, then transferred to Midwestern Baptist College in 1972, attaining a Bachelor of Religious Education in 1974. In 1988 and 1991 respectively, Hovind received a master’s degree and doctorate in Christian Education through correspondence from the Patriot University in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

    Having a website called “Dr. Dino” has provoked some academics to look closely at how Hovind presents his education and credentials. He has no training in paleontology. Barbara Forrest, a professor of philosophy, expert on the history of creationism and activist in the creation-evolution controversy, wrote that Hovind’s lack of training makes academic discussion impossible and has said that his understanding of historical and scientific research is deficient. Patriot University is a diploma mill. Karen Bartelt, an organic chemistry professor who debated Hovind, examined Hovind’s dissertation and found it is short, contains numerous spelling errors, lacks references, shows flawed reasoning, and does not present any original research.

    I will soon be opening Fojap University. Send me a self-addressed stamped envelope and I will send you a degree certifying that you are a Doctor of Atheistic Philosophy to wave in the faces of theists when they claim that you have an insufficient understanding of the arguments.

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  13. fojap says:

    Noel, I think that’s a joke site. He had this picture up on one post showing the positive effects of Jesus:

    Now, that’s from the movie “Clerks II.”

    Smith, I believe, is a practicing Catholic, but by no means a fundamentalist type and unlikely to be a creationist.

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  14. ubi dubium says:

    Wow. Whoever said “There are no stupid questions” never saw that website! I think I’ll take a crack at them myself when I get the chance. A stupid question is sometimes an opportunity for an intelligent answer.

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