I feel that we should stop wasting our time trying to please the supernatural and concentrate on improving the welfare of human beings. I think that, uh, we should use our energy and our initiative to solve our problems, and stop relying on prayer and wishful thinking. If we have faith in ourselves, we won’t have to have faith in gods.” ― Ruth Hurmence Green
Hope you all have been well. I think if there is a trophy for stupid believer of the week, the author of these questions should get two of them.
- They don’t ask you if you are a creationist before admission
- we are more afraid of creationists
- so all sex is for making little yous?
- None.
- Yes, it is no evidence of Jesus, idjit!
- Your question betrays your ignorance
- Because you are either unimaginative or stupid
- I wasn’t there, were you?
- How would he and he didn’t exist?
- Majority of people are ignorant/ stupid
- Check no 10
- Are you really this stupid?
- It is a waste of time debating an idjit, they tend to bring you to their level
- I hear they say that of Voltaire too
- Yes, his most stupid performance known to me
- Because most people don’t read
- Ask an astrophysicist
- Just study it, you may understand but I don’t have so much hope for that
- Where did you read that?
- How can evolution not be true if we have idjits such as yourself?
- Only in Ken Ham’s mind and maybe yours
- You really can ask stupid questions. is your IQ greater than a single digit?
- Check no 13
- Ask the catholic church
- Hahaha
- You are beyond rescue
- I am too busy to find space for gods
- People must be getting dumber
- Yes. I ate a baby yesterday. Today I will go strip
- You talked to a fossil?
- I didn’t know he admitted that
- Where did god come from
- I wish there were laws against stupid, we wouldn’t be dealing with you
- It will be up to those who shall take care of my body. I would prefer cremation
- I am not sure you don’t act like a monkey, but you sure sound like one
- Really?
- You have cleared things up. It is good to rape because god is real
- Check no 28
- That is really dumb
- Have you read it?
- It was made from cheese by monkeys
- You are stretching it
- I also want to know
- Ask evolutionists
- Yes and no. It was not a Darwinist propaganda
- I have seen two
- Because some or should I say most Christians are dishonest
- He was a christian
Yours truly, atheist
Aki sometimes mimi hufloat. Sijaelewa those questions and their contexts in the first place…..
Nqs
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There is a link to the questions. Copying them would make the post very long. I may just post them anyway
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Sure. Lemmie check the link. Lakini a double trophy on stupidity. …wow. …that’s a first. …
Nqs
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There is a link, Mak – I started to go through the list, but when I got to, “Did you know Hitchens was saved before he died?” I quit. Even before that one, I was laughing at the absurdity. . oh, my.
I agree with Ruth Green – if we have faith in ourselves, we won’t need faith in god(s). The more I read, the more I agree with the mantra, “Just don’t be an asshole”. People like the blogger you’ve featured here don’t realize the degree of their own assholishness, methinks.
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Hi Carmen,
I have been reading the comments on his blog. One, there are two of them running that blog! and they are busy telling people they are going to hell. If it is satire, fail, if they are serious, triple fail.
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I like the quote. Now, I’ll answer a question the brilliant author of the OP asks: “Are you tired of atheists claiming they are more intellectual and smarter that Christians?” No. But I’m very tired of christians claiming they are more intellectual and smarter than Muslims. Islam is the only true religion. Can’t christians read? The Qur’an is the only true holy book there is. it says so right in it.
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I overlooked that question, I knew you would answer it correctly.
Do people believe this shit really?
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To borrow a phrase from our pal, SOM, let’s just say christians suffer greatly from a group delusional psychosis. The proof of this is that they believe their religion is real and a real religion, Islam, is false. That is truly a delusional psychosis.
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Som, how John entertains that silly person is beyond me. He, just like CS, uses English with one aim only, to not communicate.
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LOL! I do so love you Jihadi character 🙂
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Thanks. Now DIE YOU INFIDEL!!!! 😀
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That is parody, right?
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The authors claim it is a serious site. I believe them.
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Damn, then that is a whole lot of messed up crap
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I took a glance through, John. Nope, there’s even a post dedicated to that very topic. He really does want Jesus to be everyone’s Homeboy. On his very first post, there’s an animated, ‘dancing’ Jesus – I kid you not.
They walk among us. . .
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haha.
No, they use the internet
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I stand corrected, oh wise one 🙂
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LOL!
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You don’t have to be a smug, ignorant, asshat to be a x-ian, but it apparently helps.
Nice strawman atheist he/she/it has developed. Although I can agree with #13.
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It certainly is
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It does help to be ignorant and proud of it. Paul made it their trade, be stupid and proud
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Ignorance a virtue! 🙂 While I remain ignorant on many things, I have no delusions of it being a virtue.
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That is why you can’t be a christian, rather a paulite. Celsus in his argument against Christians say they believe because it is impossible
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I will second that award.
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I think he should get a bonus one too
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Oh. my. fucking. god. That guy needs a brain transplant in a serious way, and his list of questions is ridiculous.
I wonder if he’s ever considered how screaming, “REPENT OR BURN!” is not the best way to win people to his cause? Seems his people skills, as well as his intellect, are a *tiny bit* lacking.
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You are right whatever intellect and people skills he had seems to have left him eons ago
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Those questions are straining to qualify as clever.
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The op called them clever. But they insult clever
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Why stop at just two? Give the author an entire basket of the idiot trophies and wish them well! Have a good day, my Nairobi brother! 🙂
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A whole basket looks reasonable for a basket case
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You are so right about that, my friend! Have a great day! 🙂
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Have a pleasant day brother
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I’m pretty sure it’s satire. I’ll go throw a comment out there and see.
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If you throw in a smart comment, you will be told you are going to hell. All the best though
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It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been invited to the barbecue. I do hope there will be pork and shellfish there.
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There will be Mormon babies
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And Lutheran meatballs. If the op is satire, it’s very bad satire. Could be an attempt at it, but I don’t think so. There are far more christian nut-jobs out there who take this crap seriously than there are those who satirize it.
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Unless they are a bunch of atheists who are trying their hand at satire and failing badly. It makes more sense if they are Paulines though
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Yes. Paulites.
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I like the way the OP replies to comments with the litany “repent or burn in hell.”
I myself am burning in hell right now, and I assure you, it’s not so bad; the brimstone baths are especially invigorating; and instead of virgins, you get your pick of highly experienced nymphos.
Having this experience with the after-life, I can now report that the word here is that creationists are not evolved – they aren’t even born. They are dropped as seedlings from alien space-craft – shape shifting lizards with an intent to retard earth’s science in preparation for conquest.
Arm yourselves! “Origin of Species” is the magical formula for spells against viral ignorance! Prepare for intergalactic Armageddon! Fire and brimstone for everybody!
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Thanks for bringing us the good news.
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Question 1 Part 1:
From the Wikipedia entry on Kent Hovind
I will soon be opening Fojap University. Send me a self-addressed stamped envelope and I will send you a degree certifying that you are a Doctor of Atheistic Philosophy to wave in the faces of theists when they claim that you have an insufficient understanding of the arguments.
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I will send that by registered mail.
Why would anyone do Christian Education by correspondence? It would have been easier to just go to a church
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I’m doing mine via holy spirit express. I take a test. A dove appears. It brings it up to Jeebus. He grades it and sends it back. $Amen$
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I forgot about this. Since I haven’t dispatched the mail, I could use Penguin Express
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Be careful with penguin express. Like Einstein used to say, “Penguin express sucks. It’s for the birds.” A. Einstein, circa 1920
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I will stick with penguin express. Last time holy spirit express was used, someone was left pregnant
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That was me. I gave birth to a lovely baby girl, 8 pounds 3 ounces. Talk about your fuckin’ miracles, eh? 🙂
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I know you must have read this somewhere. If god wanted to impress, he would have made Joseph pregnant, now that would be something
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I haven’t, but it makes sense. The Paulines do not.
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Noel, I think that’s a joke site. He had this picture up on one post showing the positive effects of Jesus:
Now, that’s from the movie “Clerks II.”
Smith, I believe, is a practicing Catholic, but by no means a fundamentalist type and unlikely to be a creationist.
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That is a post they wrote in 2012. I think they are joking
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It’s just too over the top. They either have to be the biggest weirdos, or they’re having fun spoofing far right Christians. I’m not sure if it’s right to call it “satire” if you don’t intend people to understand that you’re joking. I always thought that was part of the point. Still, it’s not just stupid, which you’d expect from creationists, but it’s weird.
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It’s weird. But I think that defence he wrote in 2012 is a give away. Maybe he suffers from bad writing
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That’s exactly it. He’s pushing to be over the top, but it just comes out weird. Nice try, however.
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One should know where their talents lie. Such attempts come out so bad.
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Yeah. If he’s a Jay and Silent Bob fan, he’s joking around. Not the best writer, perhaps, but no fundie would have that pic on their site, especially one that’s seen that movie. Hilarious, BTW, and he’s doing a part 3. Can’t wait.
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I think it is just a case of bad writing
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Wow. Whoever said “There are no stupid questions” never saw that website! I think I’ll take a crack at them myself when I get the chance. A stupid question is sometimes an opportunity for an intelligent answer.
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I agree. That person maybe didn’t live long enough
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