the Christians should be concerned


but not because the Supreme Court of the US of A has joined the 21st century putting America in the same place with a few other nations up there but because human beings can be stupid and narcissist and will do whatever gives them pleasure.

Pat Robertson, that old bigot who preaches on TV thinks Christians are going to be made to love anal sex [how does he know there aren’t those at it at this moment?], oral sex[as if they are not at it now] and bestiality[ who knew!]

Here is a wiki list of attempted or successful marriages to animals. I am sure it had nothing to do with the decision of the court.

And if you don’t find that list interesting, here is a list of 15 weird marriages.

Meet this Chinese woman who spends her nights with her pig. I bet this is the cleanest pig anywhere in the world. I am sure she ain’t Muslim or Jewish.

And lastly we have this woman who tied the knot with her dog.

If you neighbor marries a dog, don’t worry unless it is your dog then you can sue.

Have a pleasant day all of you.

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As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

37 thoughts on “the Christians should be concerned

  1. Mordanicus says:

    David Levy (author of “Love & Sex With Robots”) predicts that people will be legally able to marry robots by 2050.

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  2. Christians are obsessed with a sex. Probably because it’s a sin to enjoy it and it’s only for procreation. Therefore that excludes anal and oral sex πŸ™‚ Oh, and bestiality too. When I was at university one of our hall tutors would invite students round in small groups every year. Our main fascination was in looking at his bookshelves to find his copy of Joy of Sex next to Men, Women and Dogs, which led us to the obvious conclusion that he was into all kinds of sex. No idea if he was Christian.

    On a side note I’d prefer a dog to Pat Robertson any day. At least they don’t spout such claptrap.

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    • makagutu says:

      any dog, even a rabid dog is preferable to Pat Robertson.
      The goddite has been made to believe sex is for making children only. Any sex that doesn’t result in young ones is against their deity.

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  3. emmylgant says:

    You’re right. People are stupid.
    I had no idea. ..

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  4. A Guy Without Boxers says:

    LMFAO! πŸ˜‰ O Sanctified One, you have achieved great rewards for this post! Just think, all those incredible lists you included were created BEFORE the U.S. Supreme Court rendered the decision last Friday! In reference to your recent post, all these believers who follow this Pat Robertson idiot will have a treasure-trove of character once they have suffered through all these same gender loving weddings! LOL!

    Thank you, my Nairobi brother, for making me laugh! Much love and a multitude of naked hugs! πŸ˜‰

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  5. shelldigger says:

    Isn’t there a law of some sort that indicates how the likelyhood of those harping on gay sex, is inversely proportional to the strength of the anti gay proclamation?

    In other words, Pat Robertson probably has a baggage boy…

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  6. Jackie says:

    Stupidity should be illegal.

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  7. Barry says:

    OK, call me thick, but I fail to see what Christians should be concerned about. I’ve questioned a number religious acquaintances after I first read this post, and all agree on several things;: Pat Robertson is a bigot of the highest order; sex is not just for procreation; don’t judge Christianity by American fundamentalism.

    Even my aunt who believes that the bible is the literal Word of God, recognises that a committed relationship is all that is necessary for a couple to be married, regardless of gender.

    Interestingly, while all considered consummating a marriage to a non-human sinful, almost half thought that marrying a non-human was not in itself sinful, although none thought is should be legally recognised.

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    • makagutu says:

      You are not thick Barry. Pat Robertson has been saying the Christians should be concerned marriage equality will lead to anal sex among others. The heading is and the post is a mockery of his hate.
      I hope you understand it now.

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  8. A gay man walks into The 700 Club.
    “May I help you?” Pat Robertson asks.
    “Yes,” the man replies, “bend over and drop your pants.”
    “Are you some kind of pervert?” Robertson demanded.
    “No, I’m a Southern Baptist,” the man said.

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  9. fojap says:

    The first boy I kissed now works for Pat Robertson. I’m glad to report that I’ve become a much better kisser since.

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    • makagutu says:

      And that, I must say, makes me very happy

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      • fojap says:

        I want to yell, “Not my fault.” Actually, his mother blames his wife. His mother is not at all happy with his fundamentalist beliefs and it’s understood that he may not bring up the subject of Jesus at family gatherings. She’s a former school teacher who is beside herself that she has grandchildren who don’t believe in evolution.

        Actually, this is the mother and brother of the woman I know that used to live in Nairobi. She’s not a fundamentalist, although I don’t know what religion she practices.

        Ah, well, recent events seem to indicate that, while the fundamentalists have had a good run scaring the rest of us for a decade or two, their influence may be on the decline.

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        • makagutu says:

          That’s almost a shame. How do you explain a child being a fundamentalist when the mother isn’t?
          As long as religions have tax exempt status anywhere, we should be very afraid. They maybe regrouping or working out who their next enemy should be

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          • fojap says:

            He married a fundamentalist. She was very beautiful and wouldn’t date him while they were in school because he didn’t believe as she did. Their marriage hinged on his conversion.

            Pretty women – they’ll do you in every time.

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          • makagutu says:

            I don’t whether to be sorry for both of them, for her or for him.
            Beauty, they say in King Kong, killed the beast.

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