about sperms?
Archelaus the physician said that both men and beasts were made of lacteous slime, expressed by the heat of the earth
Pythagoras that our seed is the foam or cream of our better blood
Plato that it is the distillation of the marrow of the backbone
Alcmeon[?] that it is part of the substance of the brain
Democritus that it is a substance extracted from the whole mass of the body
Epicurus an extract from soul and body
Aristotle an excrement drawn from the aliment of the blood.
And our dear Montaigne that women go 11 months with child!
Have a spermy Sunday one and all. With love
Cumtastic post! But, yuck.
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Hahahaha! It’s a good Sunday post, you agree
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I do.
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*sonmi prepares to lower the tone several degrees*
“I sit down with my daughter and I said, ‘Do you know how babies get here?’ And she said, ‘Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that’s how the lady gets pregnant.’ And I said, ‘Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?’ She said, ‘Does the man pee on the woman?’ I said, ‘Sometimes, but that’s $35 extra.” – Robert Schimmel quotes
Let’s all sing along folks;
– sonmi waving good morning/afternoon/evening to mak from upon the Cloud
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Well done Sonmi; a wondrous ejaculation that has me crying; do pass the Kleenex!
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Good after sonmi.
That was a great quote and as to Monty Python, they are in a class of their own.
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LOL — that Schimmel quote reminded me of this:
Q: Why is a man’s sperm white and his pee yellow?
A: So he can tell whether he is coming or going.
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Hey, hey, hey! *ker-tish!*
– sonmi laughing on the Cloud
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hahaha. This is hilarious
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Lol “spermy Sunday” 😜😆 I suppose more fun than “sacred Sunday” 😉😄
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sacred Sunday is too boring. What with bible readings and long sermons
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Amen lol 😄
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Ha. Great quotes. And a lesson…
Those quotes are a perfect example of metaphysics in action: pseudo-answers based on premises assumed to be true presented as logical conclusions… as if those conclusions were derived from reality when, in fact, they were derived only from attribution, assumption, and assertion disconnected from reality they purport to describe.
And that’s why metaphysics as a method of justification for some ‘conclusion’ doesn’t do the job. The kind of argument that relies on metaphysics to support to some claim about reality does not produce knowledge about it; it produces only a pseudo-answer with the all the work still before it. In most cases it produces a repackaged assertion in logical form and tries to sell it as if equivalent to knowledge… as ‘another way of knowing’. And where do we find this method most commonly used?
Religion.
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And these quotes are from sages and philosophers. Then you have goddites telling you to take the tales of fishermen and goat herders as truth, absolute truth. That your life in the hereafter depends on believing that an ass talked or fishes were used for transport.
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One thing we can be sure of is that there will never be a lack of thoughts coming forth. Happy Sunday. 🙂
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Happy Sunday my good friend
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In the seventeenth century, it was held by some that inside a human sperm there was a minute human being – a homunculus – that was planted inside the womb. Development consisted of the miniature homunculus enlarging and passing through birth and on to maturity-just like inflating a balloon.
~ John Tyler Bonner
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“a homunculus”. I have some hummusculus in my fridge. It goes great with pita. 🙂
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Mmmm. Add some tzatziki sauce, and I’ll join you.
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Awesome.
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how did it get there?
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Jesus put it there.
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No more questions your honour
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we have come far in what we know about ourselves but there is still so much to know
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Indeed. It’s a wonder we’ve survived this long with so many assumptions.
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Because we don’t need to be intelligent to have babies. Nature has taken care of that
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Right — keeping them alive and sane is a whole ‘nother ball game.
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Oh yeah. Keeping them alive and not killing each other is where the job is
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Swim on little one. Swim on.
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FACT:
Male sperm (Y) swim faster and die sooner than female sperm (X), because female sperm contain heavier genetic material, which slows them down but allows them to live longer.
THEREFORE:
Males with longer penises tend to produce more male offspring because they deposit the sperm closer to the egg and Y sperm cells win the “sprint.” Males with shorter penises tend to have more female offspring because sperm is deposited further from the egg, Y sperm die off thus allowing X sperm to win the “marathon.”
CONCLUSION:
Look at your family. This tells you whether or not your father had a big
one.
😛
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Maybe my sometimes played himself short. We are three boys and three girls
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LOL — maybe it depends on timing if you get my drift. 😀
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I worked with a bloke who had three daughters. He got divorced and married a woman who had two daughters and they had a child together. A daughter. He always said it took a man to make a woman.
😉
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lmao
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True story. He is one of my best friends.
Lives in Cyprus.
He also used to say that to make a boy you had to keep one foot planted on the floor.
So after his third kid I asked why he didn’t take his own advice he replied:
( imagine it with a Greek accent)
”What … and miss the best part?”
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Hahahahhaha
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Hahah
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To my knowledge, (It is a big country and I’ve been around it once or twice), I have only fathered males. Now how all that works out in the 3rd leg department I am not sure, let’s just say the swimmers are strong lads with above average life expectancy.
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It’s crazy the level of wrong from our dear deep thinkers. They did well in other areas though.
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At least they tried to leave us something to work with
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