if there is no god

why do emotions exist? If you can’t measure emotions, and you can’t measure God, do neither exist?

is part of a comment on SB’s blog, finding hope without god. And while I agree with Nietzsche that

hope is the greatest of evils for it lengthens the ordeals of man

I wonder which planet creationists goddites come from. As a shout out to David, the comment author, I invite everyone to list the absurd questions they can think of. To start off,

if there is no god, why do we have cancer?

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As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

47 thoughts on “if there is no god

  1. What is love?

    What is happiness?

    What is worship?

    These are my questions


  2. If we have paste but no sauce, who’s to say it’s still not spaghetti?
    If we have a god, why can’t it shut up annoying, bleak, dull, immoral, unintelligent christians?
    Since we have both christians and Muslims, if god exists, what religion is it?
    If christians just all moved to Antartica anf kept their mouths shut, wouldn’t life be so much more beautiful for the rest of us?
    If I don’t believe in the christian god, why am I so happy?

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  3. Hariod Brawn says:

    Okay wise guy, so if there is no God, then who did make the unicorns?

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  4. shelldigger says:

    You made me think of a reply I made to some clueless ignoramus a while back. It was in response to some guy yammering about the math and science that disproves evolution. Here is my reply in full, with the relevant questions at the end. these questions I’d like from creationists, an honest answer to.

    So where is this fascinating information you keep jabbering about?
    The “plenty of math and science that disproves this”? Show us where you are getting your information.

    Dollar to a doughnut its AIG, or the DI. Both institutions dedicated to the keeping of the wool pulled over the rube’s eyes, with bogus scientists pretending to do science stuff. If they were really doing any science, where are the results? Where do they show the science they have done? What methods did they use to reach their conclusions? What credentials do their “scientists” have? Oh right…they don’t really “do” science, that stuff is too hard, all they do is stand on the sidelines proclaiming to know better than real scientists, and scream about how evolution cant work because (insert discredited mumbo jumbo here)

    There is so much evidence to support evolution, that any genuine scientist will tell you that the theory, is a fact, Jack. AIG and the DI, are whats known as damage control.

    Couple of questions: are you a YEC? Did man co-exist with dinosaurs? How old is the earth? Is the earth the center of the universe? Does the sun orbit the earth? Is the sky held up on 4 pillars? Do you believe that germ theory and the theory of gravity are just “theories”? Did you know that real scientists recently proved that there was never a genetic bottleneck of just 2 people? Were fossils put there to test your faith? Are fossils really as old as scientists say they are, or is there an issue with the dating technique? Why is it that every year a new flu vaccine has to be developed? Why do antibiotics lose their effectiveness? Is it plausible for a man to live inside a whale for 3 days? What is the secret behind steel chariots and the resistance they have against god’s magic powers? Do you take medicine when you get sick, if so why? Do you wear cotton blends? Do you know what rationalize means? I could go on and on, but that should be enough for your head to explode. Unless of course the CD is fully developed, then you will be fine.


  5. john zande says:

    Have you seen David’s latest number berating atheists? It reads like comic book comedy.


  6. Why not go rape and kill people if there is no god?


  7. Ruth says:

    I saw this over at Amusing Nonsense.
    Isn’t it projection to assume that because humans have emotions that any deity surely must? And because we have emotions and deity has emotions…Yahweh. Tada! It couldn’t be any more obvious.


  8. archaeopteryx1 says:

    If a unicorn and a cat are both white, and the unicorn doesn’t exist, does that mean that neither exists?


  9. >>> “I wonder which planet creationists goddites come from.”

    Fairyland Planet: where fanciful, mythical delusions magically become real; and where reason, critical thought, and science are kept closely guarded under lock and key.


  10. A Guy Without Boxers says:

    Good work, my Nairobi brother! Please take care of my President while he’s in your neck of the woods! 🙂


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