why do emotions exist? If you can’t measure emotions, and you can’t measure God, do neither exist?
is part of a comment on SB’s blog, finding hope without god. And while I agree with Nietzsche that
hope is the greatest of evils for it lengthens the ordeals of man
I wonder which planet creationists goddites come from. As a shout out to David, the comment author, I invite everyone to list the absurd questions they can think of. To start off,
if there is no god, why do we have cancer?
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What is love?
What is happiness?
What is worship?
These are my questions
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I don’t have an answer.
What is truth, what is god
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If we have paste but no sauce, who’s to say it’s still not spaghetti?
If we have a god, why can’t it shut up annoying, bleak, dull, immoral, unintelligent christians?
Since we have both christians and Muslims, if god exists, what religion is it?
If christians just all moved to Antartica anf kept their mouths shut, wouldn’t life be so much more beautiful for the rest of us?
If I don’t believe in the christian god, why am I so happy?
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if there is god, why are some christians so ignorant?
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Okay wise guy, so if there is no God, then who did make the unicorns?
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And without unicorn farts, how can there be rainbows!?!
Checkmate, Atheists!
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Without rainbows, Satan would not exist to create atheists. Thus, because atheists exist, we know Satan exists and was create by god, via rainbow technology, to tempt TrueChristians with his vile ways. Checkmate, atheists! Check and mate!
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Rainbow technology you say
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$Amen$
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My name has been smeared by Christians and I am starting a blog to correct this. The Duggars even blamed me for Josh’s issues. I have NO interest in tempting them although I often appear as an overstuffed Southern Baptist preacher on Bud Light.
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You look dashingly handsome in your avatar picture, you little devil, you.
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It is about time you took to the stand to defend yourself
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Unicornists 1- Atheists 0
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Maybe the unicorns did, who knows?
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You made me think of a reply I made to some clueless ignoramus a while back. It was in response to some guy yammering about the math and science that disproves evolution. Here is my reply in full, with the relevant questions at the end. these questions I’d like from creationists, an honest answer to.
So where is this fascinating information you keep jabbering about?
The “plenty of math and science that disproves this”? Show us where you are getting your information.
Dollar to a doughnut its AIG, or the DI. Both institutions dedicated to the keeping of the wool pulled over the rube’s eyes, with bogus scientists pretending to do science stuff. If they were really doing any science, where are the results? Where do they show the science they have done? What methods did they use to reach their conclusions? What credentials do their “scientists” have? Oh right…they don’t really “do” science, that stuff is too hard, all they do is stand on the sidelines proclaiming to know better than real scientists, and scream about how evolution cant work because (insert discredited mumbo jumbo here)
There is so much evidence to support evolution, that any genuine scientist will tell you that the theory, is a fact, Jack. AIG and the DI, are whats known as damage control.
Couple of questions: are you a YEC? Did man co-exist with dinosaurs? How old is the earth? Is the earth the center of the universe? Does the sun orbit the earth? Is the sky held up on 4 pillars? Do you believe that germ theory and the theory of gravity are just “theories”? Did you know that real scientists recently proved that there was never a genetic bottleneck of just 2 people? Were fossils put there to test your faith? Are fossils really as old as scientists say they are, or is there an issue with the dating technique? Why is it that every year a new flu vaccine has to be developed? Why do antibiotics lose their effectiveness? Is it plausible for a man to live inside a whale for 3 days? What is the secret behind steel chariots and the resistance they have against god’s magic powers? Do you take medicine when you get sick, if so why? Do you wear cotton blends? Do you know what rationalize means? I could go on and on, but that should be enough for your head to explode. Unless of course the CD is fully developed, then you will be fine.
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“Is it plausible for a man to live inside a whale for 3 days?” Yes, if he has big lungs and can hold his breath a long time. Duh!
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Oh, well I never thought of that! How silly of me. 🙂
The only way out of a whale after 3 days, is as whale droppings. Which as a matter of coincidence is the answer to the question. How low is Ken Ham?
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Very, but I love him. He’s such an ass. His stupidity is so flamboyant it sparkles.
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To that I can only say $Amen$
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those are mighty big lungs. I think having gills would and lungs may go a long way
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I thought the earth was supported on four Doric columns!
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A Doric column looks like a rich mans pillar to me lol.
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you don’t think omnipotence is rich?
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I was thinking this:
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIZB5b3yl9aOI86hccqleMLT5y9-7cjyK-gLT3mpvDghVemgIb
…and you brought up this:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfrz_Q8K2tEt3VqKrlHhEQLu_Cq4CzDEOKjg34ZSGWLGRzQd0r5Q
My omnipotence is limited to anthills and spiders, so I’m not sure I follow you? I hope those links work 🙂
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the links work. I like the images
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Well… As apologists will delightfully point out, the passage says it was a “great” fish—not a whale. And the “how can a man survive three days inside the belly of a fish” answer is ridiculously obvious: God’s magical powers. 🙂
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God’s magical powers is the believers’ answer to any question they don’t have an answer for
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Well, what’s the point of being called God if you can’t use any of your magical powers to get yourself out of sticky situations?
But at least those who argue from a faith-based position maintain a degree of consistency, whereas those who pretend their arguments are grounded on logic and reason do not. (I’m looking at you, WLC)
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I have been to church somewhat regularly some time ago. When I heard the Jonah tale then the preacher referred to it as a whale… I guess it is a minor detail open to interpretation? I’m having a hard time thinking of what species of fish might be large enough to swallow a man?
Of course the magic! It always boils down to the magic does it not? Guess that explains the unknown species of fish too. But if this magic is so good, why then its weakness towards iron chariots?
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Have you seen David’s latest number berating atheists? It reads like comic book comedy.
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On his blog? I don’t visit the insane. If on SB’s blog, I will look at it shortly.
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No, on his blog.
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I will pass. Let idiots ramble all they want
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Why not go rape and kill people if there is no god?
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I do, don’t you? I eat babies, too. Delicious. So glad TrueChristians are around to clarify for me who it is I am because I don’t believe in their particular invisible boogeyman.
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David must have an answer
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I saw this over at Amusing Nonsense.
Isn’t it projection to assume that because humans have emotions that any deity surely must? And because we have emotions and deity has emotions…Yahweh. Tada! It couldn’t be any more obvious.
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Usually they just call it anthropomorphism
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If a unicorn and a cat are both white, and the unicorn doesn’t exist, does that mean that neither exists?
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Yes.
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that is a difficult one
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Unicorns are invisible pink, you silly bird! Please check your “white unicorn privilege” in the Jurassic period where it belongs.
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Is it still pink when it is invisible?
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>>> “I wonder which planet creationists goddites come from.”
Fairyland Planet: where fanciful, mythical delusions magically become real; and where reason, critical thought, and science are kept closely guarded under lock and key.
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thanks Bob
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Good work, my Nairobi brother! Please take care of my President while he’s in your neck of the woods! 🙂
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Mr. President, I believe is well taken care of
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