Creationists insist Noah’s family populated the earth. Research shows this would not have been possible yet they still yap that the tale is fact.
Creationists insist Noah’s family populated the earth. Research shows this would not have been possible yet they still yap that the tale is fact.
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i believed hovind and ham for along time too. at that point, i wasn’t interested in anything that didn’t confirm my already held belief that i ‘knew’ to be true ™. it wasn’t till i began to see the bible as a man made and human constructed and edited set of myths that i was even able to ask those questions.
to misuse a bible quote, ‘the axe’ had to be ‘laid to the root’ before the individual branches of the tree became suspect.
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And many people still believe Ham is being factual when he says genesis is true
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Oh, that Ham! He’s such a ham.
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Ham had a mistress, you know. Her name was Eggs.
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And she was always scrambling around.
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lol!
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They could not have populated the whole Earth, but, somehow, they’re responsible for populating much of the US Bible belt area. The evidence is in the number of large forehead-ed, buck-tooth, inbred bible thumping idjits that make up the indigenous population there. It’s a scary primeval part of the world where children are abducted and turned into bible thumpin’ idjits and at least two of every kind of animal is an Evangelical christian. Stay away from it.
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I will remember this should I get a visa to travel that far
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You’ll be glad you did.
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One would wonder whether a supposedly omnipotent god, couldn’t god get rid of all human and simply create man again from scratch.
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Apparently he lost the instruction manual for how to make humans in the flood. Crazy dude.
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That would explain much.
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Must have been before the flood and decided to keep one family for insurance in case he could recall the formula
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The godcultists are always quick to ask who are you to know the mind of god
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Of course, they are but it remains hand waving – though there are creation myths which do include multiple creation events.
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The Patriarchs and their immediate family were the only ones counted as people, their slaves (man/maid-servants) were irrelevant, so it is possible that Noah and his horny sons worked they way through the parking lot, repopulating their ‘turf’ aka the earth. Just sayin.
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lex this could be it. Did they have a second boat for their slaves? Or they all just fitted in with the cows and lions
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Fact is, while they were ‘seeding’ their turf great kingdoms existed in Asia, Africa and elsewhere, but for some strange reason christians have erased them from history. The argument is comical but tiresome. Instead of attacking christians maybe atheists need to grow a pair and finally challenge (directly) the people who gave the world this ‘superiority’ B.S. :The Jews. Fear of ‘the label’ that follows is a powerful deterrent. Nuff said.
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Political correctness and all.
Yes, this bs should be put right where it belongs. The Christians receive a lot of whipping because they more than anyone else have forced it down people’s throats sometimes with the beautiful stake and crusade
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Gun don’t kill people, people kill people! Sure. Whatever.
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Once in a while I hear Christians saying they have to defend the holy land. They should all move to Jerusalem
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Except that the Jews have played a relatively small role in the toxic evangelism of the Abrahamic tree. The Jews have not conquered the world or been all that interested in proselytizing, and their “conquests” have been limited to Palestine. And, most Jews outside Israel and a few enclaves in New York and Montreal, are pretty secular at this point. If one is not Palestinian, focusing on “the Jews” seems a waste of time.
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I personally think the Jews should start proselytizing. They could go door to door with a Torah and some matzo ball soup looking for converts to the faith. Let’s give christians a run for their money! Become a Jew! Read the Torah, and eat some soup! Oy vey! What an idea!
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That would be some great soup. I hope they come to my house
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I hope they come to mine.
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You are grotesque. I’m never coming back to this blog. I don’t associate with antisemites.
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Yawn. I’m going back to sleep.
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Don’t confuse me with facts. I’ve made up my mind.
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I promise not to bore you with facts
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At least the grandkids of Noah had cousins. They should be grateful for such a diverse gene pool. The children of Adam and Eve only had siblings.
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The Adam family had it hard
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Let’s see… Noah was the last of the antediluvian patriarchs who lived until the age of 950. He and his family were allowed to continue their lineage after God had decided to kill off the rest of mankind because he deemed it as too evil. In other words, God creates Man, doesn’t like what he created and then destroys his creation all save one family. Afterwards, Noah became a drunkard upon his son Ham seeing his naked genitalia in bed.
As a writer of fiction, I think this story is GREAT! It’s a combination of Shakespearean tragedy and apocalyptic science fiction. I loved reading it as a child.
But, it’s still fiction. Yet, sometimes good fiction, myths and legends can contain a kernel of truth if one digs deep enough into them. Curiously, great flood myths are not limited to the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam). Most verbal and written histories from ancient cultures around the world include similar stories. Coincidentally or not, scientific evidence reveals that sea levels rose at least 200 feet (60 meters) at the end of the last ice age some 10,000-12,000 years ago; and, over the last 20,000+ years sea levels have risen some 400 feet (120 meters). See: http://www.giss.nasa.gov/research/briefs/gornitz_09/
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I recently watched the movie “Noah” with Russell Crow and found it quite entertaining. It’s sort of like Lord of the Rings meets the babble.
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Hmm, I tend to avoid the newer biblical theme movies because they’re usually just Christian propaganda (e.g. Mel Gibson’s). Is “Noah” worth seeing?
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It is. It’s not a propaganda movie. It’s directed by an atheist, at least I think he’s an atheist, named Darren Aronofsky who directed “Black Swan” with Natalie Portman. She won best actress for that I think. I saw “Noah” because christians were screaming about how evil and inaccurate it was to the REAL story from the Bible. It’s like a sensible person made a fantasy/mythological movie based on a wild Bible story rather than on a story about Zeus. It’s a fantasy and not a preachy film. I hate those. Well, I do love “Last Temptation of Christ”, but that’s a Scorsese film, and christians protested it too. Also, I didn’t find it preachy. There are some good performances in “Noah”, and these cool lookin’ rock angel monsters that help Noah build the Ark. Also, Anthony Hopkins is in it as an eccentric, 1000 year old dude from the Bible who’s name I forget. Can’t go wrong there. Not a great film, but fun. Shows what you can do with Bible stories when you make movies out them that are pure fantasy. You know, what the Bible really is. I was hoping Ridley Scott’s Moses movie that came out a few years ago, “Exodus” would be a cool fantasy pic, but it just sucked. Anyway, sorry for rambling.
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That’s not rambling, that’s an excellent review! Thanks, I want to see “Noah” now! You should do film reviews on your blog – it’d be a great medium for satire.
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I should. I live for film. I own close to 700 blu-rays, classics to 70’s and 80’s cheesy horror. Let me know what you think if watch “Noah”. You may not like it, but I had fun with it.
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I was fascinated with the Last Temptation of Christ even when I was a catholic. I don’t want to give the end away for anyone who hasn’t seen it, but it was one of the best movies ever.
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I agree. Great film. Scorsese is a genius.
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I will look for it. Does Jesus die at the end?
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I can’t tell you if jeebus dies in the end without ruining the movie for you. There are some pretty epic plot twists that do not follow biblical stories, but yet still play into them. It was a masterfully woven tale of fantasy and fiction. I can tell you that tons of christians protested the crap out of it so that alone should tell you it was pretty good! If I remember correctly though, it was one looooong movie, so have some time on your hands or maybe watch it over two evenings.
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Violet, for a person who can watch the same movie thrice, it is impossible to spoil a movie for me 🙂
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All I can tell you is that when he gets to his crucifixion…that’s when shit gets *really* interesting. 😉
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Hahaha Violet, you win.
I will find the movie and I will let you know my thoughts about it
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This is not, as Bob has said, rambling. It’s enough to make one curious to watch the movie
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I watched it because of the hoopla christians made about it being so awful. It’s entertaining, like many fantasy films are.
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If they had their way, I think they would complain about 3/4 of the movies
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They already do. All they seem to swoon over are “faith based” movies that I are so awful I never watch them.
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Same here, I avoid the bible themed movies
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Russell Crowe said that he played Noah as a type of psychopath on the basis that he must of been that type of character to leave all the other people to drown.
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Right. That’s pretty much how he plays him. Once “The Creator” speaks to him, it’s a-hole city from there on down.
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Imagine Lot leaving a burning city and not once turning to look back. What type of person is that?
Noah too, how would he not refuse. If he had told god drown me with everyone or drown no one, he would have earned his place in history as the person who told god to eff off
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You have read about Lot and his daughters?
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Yeah yeah. The bible does have strange stories
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Maybe the mistake we did was to take fiction/ myth for fact and we have been killing each other for the true version
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Yes, we humans have made countless mistakes.
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I really value the Noah story as it provides almost certain evidence that the bible is not a true historical record of the past. It is a great go to story if ever I am twinged by the doubt, ‘‘what if I am wrong?
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It’s useful for that purpose. Providing evidence that it’s all a human book
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