29 thoughts on “getting over it”

  1. evanyambu says:
    March 30, 2017 at 13:41

    Your way of reasoning is ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Am not gonna say anything on that cz many are the times we find ourselves in the masturbation typa way

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  2. stephenbrodie says:
    March 30, 2017 at 15:47

    Yes and I’ve been given really long arms.

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  3. john zande says:
    March 30, 2017 at 17:55

    Self pleasure wasnโ€™t the intention of god?

    Why did the Old Wise One then produce sense receptors, opioid receptors and enkaphelin?

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  4. renudepride says:
    March 30, 2017 at 18:12

    LOL! I don’t think that masturbation was a divine prohibition. It was a man created transgression to prevent the extinction of the species. If man didn’t outlaw it, why should anyone procreate? We could all please ourselves all day long and not have to throw money away on dating and expensive weddings. No money for a dowry? Go masturbate! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Good one, my Kenyan brother! Much love and many naked hugs!

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  5. Robert A. Vella says:
    March 30, 2017 at 18:15

    >>> “… why give us long hands that can reach the penis or vagina?”

    Because our mouths won’t reach.

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  6. inspiredbythedivine1 says:
    March 31, 2017 at 00:02

    The first time I had sex I was terrified because I was alone. Like Hamlet once said to Ophelia, ” Ophelia, the great thing about wanking is you get to blow your load and no one contracts an STD or gets pregnant. Ya’ gotta admit, there ain’t much wrong with that.”

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  7. persedeplume says:
    March 31, 2017 at 00:55

    Masturbation is better than prayer. You get a result. On that note:
    This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he’d go see whats wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying, “I need a man, I need a man.” So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again, but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it out, this time instead of seeing his mother alone, he sees his mother in bed with a man. So the boy runs back to his room, strips all his clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing himself while saying, “I need a bike, I need a bike!!!”

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  8. Barry says:
    March 31, 2017 at 03:15

    You’re asking the wrong Christians

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  9. koppieop says:
    March 31, 2017 at 21:29

    …Self pleasure wasnโ€™t the intention of God…

    My first reaction – too serious perhaps? – was to ask this teacher:
    What on earth makes you think that you are able to know the intention of God?

    Please don’t taken “on earth” literally…
    .-

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  10. The Black Trans Nudist says:
    April 6, 2017 at 09:17

    I would say religion is dangerous. Masturbation is natural and has many healthy benefits. Some people use religion to control others

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