The christian says,
Self pleasure wasn’t the intention of god.
And me ask, why give us long hands that can reach the penis or vagina?
The christian says,
Self pleasure wasn’t the intention of god.
And me ask, why give us long hands that can reach the penis or vagina?
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Your way of reasoning is ๐๐๐๐. Am not gonna say anything on that cz many are the times we find ourselves in the masturbation typa way
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It’s good to see life broadly.
How have you been? Umelost sana
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Been fine …hitting your phone ASAP
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Yes and I’ve been given really long arms.
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A real blessing in deed
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Self pleasure wasnโt the intention of god?
Why did the Old Wise One then produce sense receptors, opioid receptors and enkaphelin?
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One wonders why he had Adam alone in the garden.
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Good point.
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They should read http://www.textfiles.com/etext/AUTHORS/TWAIN/onanism.txt
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They that are penniless are yet rich, in that they
still have this majestic diversion.”
LOL!
Are these real? Oh I hope they are.
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Yes, they are.
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LOL! I don’t think that masturbation was a divine prohibition. It was a man created transgression to prevent the extinction of the species. If man didn’t outlaw it, why should anyone procreate? We could all please ourselves all day long and not have to throw money away on dating and expensive weddings. No money for a dowry? Go masturbate! ๐
Good one, my Kenyan brother! Much love and many naked hugs!
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Haha.
Prohibitions against onanism must be by the religious trying to stop you from being happy
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Have a great weekend, my brother! Take care and stay bare!
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>>> “… why give us long hands that can reach the penis or vagina?”
Because our mouths won’t reach.
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Haha
Good one
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The first time I had sex I was terrified because I was alone. Like Hamlet once said to Ophelia, ” Ophelia, the great thing about wanking is you get to blow your load and no one contracts an STD or gets pregnant. Ya’ gotta admit, there ain’t much wrong with that.”
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Hamlet was right. He also had this verbal exchange with Ophelia:
Hamlet: “Ophelia, Ophelia, Ophelia Miboney!”
Ophelia: “What? My last name is NOT ‘Miboney!'”
Hamlet: “Listen for a change, will ya? That’s not what I said. I said, ‘Ophelia, Ophelia, oh feel-ya my bone-ee.'”
Ophelia: “You CREEP! YOU can feel your own bone-ee!”
Hamlet: “Think I will! See you for dinner?”
Ophelia: “When Hell freezes over…”
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I think she meant “cunt-try” manners. The hoochie!
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Haha. I can imagine how scary that must have been.
Hamlet was right
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Masturbation is better than prayer. You get a result. On that note:
This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he’d go see whats wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying, “I need a man, I need a man.” So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again, but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it out, this time instead of seeing his mother alone, he sees his mother in bed with a man. So the boy runs back to his room, strips all his clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing himself while saying, “I need a bike, I need a bike!!!”
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lol!
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Haha haha
Poor boy
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You’re asking the wrong Christians
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I think we can agree on that
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…Self pleasure wasnโt the intention of God…
My first reaction – too serious perhaps? – was to ask this teacher:
What on earth makes you think that you are able to know the intention of God?
Please don’t taken “on earth” literally…
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I guess they have a direct line to god
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I would say religion is dangerous. Masturbation is natural and has many healthy benefits. Some people use religion to control others
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Most people use religion as a tool of control. That’s how it has always been
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