Church and heresy


In his book The Kingdom of God is within you, Count Leo Tolstoi, writes about heresy thus

A heresy is the opinion of men who do not acknowledge the truth of the Church to be indisputable.

This is interpreted to mean that anyone who the church wants to rid themselves of any one, or ruin his reputation, to excite suspicion in regard to the doctrine he held, condemning such a person as guilty of heresy was the easiest and convenient way.

How do you make a Christian of a child? Tolstoi writes

[..] When a child is born, we are taught that a prayer must be read over the mother and child, in order to purify them, for without that prayer the mother remains unclean. For that purpose, and facing the ikons of the saints, whom the common people simply call gods, the priest takes the infant in his arms, reads the exhortation, and by that means he is supposed to cleanse the mother. Then the parents are instructed, nay, even ordered, under penalty of punishment in the event of non-compliance, to christen the child—that is, to let the priest immerse it three times in the water, while words unintelligible to all present are read, and still less intelligible ceremonies are performed, such as the application of oil to different parts of the body, the cutting of the hair, the blowing and spitting of the sponsors at the imaginary devil. All this is necessary to cleanse the child, and make a Christian of him.

And remember once you make a Christian of him/ her, you must teach them to pray

which means that s/he is to stand in front of boards upon which the faces of Christ, the Virgin, and the saints are painted, bow his head and body, while with his right hand, his fingers being folded in a peculiar manner, he touches his forehead, his shoulders, and his stomach, and utters certain Slavonic words, the commonest of which, those which all children learn, are the following: “Mother of God, … Virgin, rejoice,” etc

When they are ready for sex sanctified sex

men are told that if a man and woman desire to have their sexual relation sanctified they must come to church, put crowns of metal upon their heads, swallow some wine, walk three times round a table, accompanied by the sound of singing, and this will make their sexual relation holy and entirely different from any others.

And finally

Before death a man must without fail receive a spoonful of bread and wine; and if there be time to be anointed with oil, that is still better, for it insures his welfare in the future life. After his death his relatives are told that, in order to save his soul, it is well to place in his hand a printed prayer; it is also a good thing to read a certain book over the dead, and for his name to be mentioned in church at stated times.

And that my friends, is all your Christian duty requires of you, from cradle to the grave, so help you god.

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As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

32 thoughts on “Church and heresy

  1. Carmen says:

    Just imagine having that kind of power, eh Mak? The kind of power that no one can even question. . . And all having to do with what goes on inside a person’s head. It makes me shake my own.

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  2. Well, now that Tolstoi puts it this way, it all seems rather foolish. Oh, except the anointing with oil part. I like oil, so I’m cool with that. 🙂

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  3. Swarn Gill says:

    I’m glad that being a good person doesn’t enter into it at all…because that would require daily effort to constantly improve yourself and try to make the world a better place. It’s nice that God would have no interest in that when you could spend hours performing meaningless rituals instead!

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  4. Scottie says:

    “words unintelligible to all present…” Can I be on the make up weird sounds committee? 🙂 Hugs

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    • makagutu says:

      You are appointed the chairperson with immediate effect

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    • Violet says:

      No speaking in tongues for you, Scottie? 😉 All you have to do is pray to Jeebus to “give you the power” and you’ll be speaking nonsense no time. A committee could only stand in awe of you!

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      • Scottie says:

        Um…Violet, there are a lot of people who think I speak nonsense now. A lot. 🙂 Hugs

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        • Violet says:

          LOL…good point, Scottie. 🙂

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        • Violet says:

          Wait…I read that wrong! I thought you were saying lots of OTHER people speak nonsense (like politicians). Dammit, I desperately need new glasses. My apologies…you don’t speak nonsense Scottie…I’m greatly fond of you!

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          • Scottie says:

            Oh Violet, I was all in agreement with your first comment. (giggle giggle ) I am grateful you are fond of me, but I do love humor and have no problem with a joke at my expense. We are much poorer people who can’t laugh at our self. Hugs 😉

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  5. atheistsmeow says:

    What a rigmarole!

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  6. “Men are told that if a man and woman desire to have their sexual relation sanctified they must come to church, put crowns of metal upon their heads, swallow some wine, walk three times round a table, accompanied by the sound of singing, and this will make their sexual relation holy…”

    No, no, no, that’s all wrong! Here’s my way:

    Come to my church (currently under construction), leave your cell phones outside (mandatory), go into a luxurious private room with your partner(s), smoke some great herb, converse over a magnificent meal and cocktails, listen to your favorite music, do whatever comes naturally (safely, of course), and this will make your sexual relations jolly.

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  7. renudepride says:

    It may be that simple, but the heresies that the christian hierarchy commits between birth and death make it a circus. Thank you my Kenyan brother! Naked hugs!

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  8. shelldigger says:

    Now I have to have a T shirt made. ” Heretic! ”

    Shall I order several?

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