Stock market report 2100

Below are thoughts of an idle mind somewhere in the stratosphere. Not to be taken seriously ๐Ÿ˜Ž

In 2100, all governments around the world have decriminalized prostitution and it is trading in the stock market.

The business section of the news then goes

Market capitalisation at the NYSE is several million dollars. Sex closed the market at $100 pushed up by demand from the North.

In North Korea, sex IPO is scheduled to go live next week. The market has been opened to international investors.

The dollar is under pressure from demand by traders but is expected to stabilise with decrease in sales from the sex sector.

Insurance market is bouncy but expected to stabilise with sex sales.