Stock market report 2100

Below are thoughts of an idle mind somewhere in the stratosphere. Not to be taken seriously ๐Ÿ˜Ž

In 2100, all governments around the world have decriminalized prostitution and it is trading in the stock market.

The business section of the news then goes

Market capitalisation at the NYSE is several million dollars. Sex closed the market at $100 pushed up by demand from the North.

In North Korea, sex IPO is scheduled to go live next week. The market has been opened to international investors.

The dollar is under pressure from demand by traders but is expected to stabilise with decrease in sales from the sex sector.

Insurance market is bouncy but expected to stabilise with sex sales.

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As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

23 thoughts on “Stock market report 2100

  1. john zande says:

    Sex was the first thing to be monetised

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  2. Where can I buy stock in this idea?

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  3. jim- says:

    Sexsector and sexstocks also carry a sexsation sexstick section?


  4. jim- says:

    Or should I say shall sex sector sex stocks supply sturdy sexation sexsticks since surpluses surpass surging sales?

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  5. Don’t laugh, this idea isn’t all that farfetched. Prostitution has been legal in Nevada for many decades where it is strictly regulated, much safer, and has reduced the incidence of street crime. Although I wouldn’t want to see any troubled person resort to prostitution just to survive, it’s hard for me to see any difference with some other occupations.

    For example, a masseuse performs a personal bodily service for a fee. Such services are often quite sensuous even though it is generally illegal to involve sexual acts. A prostitute performs a similar service which does include sexual acts. What’s the difference? Sex. But, sex between consenting adults is generally legal. It is generally illegal only when sex between consenting adults is performed in exchange for compensation. If consenting adults have sex and one gives a monetary or other gift to the other, isn’t that technically illegal?

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  6. “….but, sex between consenting adults is generally legal.” I overheard a woman say today that, “The fact someone would have sex with Trump, paid for or otherwise, is a god damn shame.” ๐Ÿ˜€

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  7. Ron says:

    Market update:

    Sex trading reached climactic highs following the release of a new federal stimulous package, temporarily halting the sharp downward trend in domestic partnerships. While most were excited by the increased mating activity, many wondered how long it would last and voiced concerns the Fed’s move would raise interest rates, driving us deeper into the hole than intended.

    “It’s too hard to make a firm commitment right now, so flexible short-term positions are probably your best bet,” said Wedbush’s Jenny Taylia. “But over the long haul, a buy-and-hold strategy with lots of diversification will maximize your security and increase the chances of coming out on top.”

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