Can I identify myself as grey? Can I go to court and contend this? Is complexion and by extension colour a social construct?
I ask all these because of this post from WEIT, where a man has gone to court to contest his age. He argued
Doctors had told him his body was that of a 45-year-old man, Ratelband argued. He described himself as a “young god”.
In my defense, when I look at the mirror and compare myself against a black object (social construct- pun intended) I don’t look black. So I will consider asking my lawyers to file submissions in court next week to address this issue.
I’d like to be classified as Corduroy
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At this rate someone will say they feel like a cat and want to be recognised as such.
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As long as it’s a mammal, no problem. We’d have to start wondering if someone *felt* like a shrub.
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Hahaha.
A shrub is where you draw the line.
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And you don’t!?!
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– Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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You laugh….but
Otherkin are people who identify as partially or entirely nonhuman. A dragon, a lion, a fox—you name it—there is probably someone out there who feels like they are more these things than they are human. Jul 16, 2015
I want my employer’s health insurance to pay for installation of blue fur and claws. ’cause deep down inside I am a Blue Martian Fox!
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You should sue the employer if he or she becomes difficult
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I warned you of the dangers of sitting outside in the sun!
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You must have said it fast. You must talk slowly for John to understand
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Yes, Mr. Summer Boating Linen
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Hahahahaha! From now on Pinky’s Mr SBL.
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You can see him in a captains cap, can’t you?
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Oh yes, double-breasted jacket with brass buttons over linen kecks, standing on his little punt grasping a massive pole.
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‘Doctors had told him his body was that of a 45-year-old man, Ratelband argued. He described himself as a “young god”. – The tagline sounds suspiciously like Mr Pink doesn’t it?
– Esme C laughing
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Maybe they are friends with Pink.
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I find classification systems rather fascinating. I think I’ve told you that in Brazil race is seen very differently from everywhere else, so the only people who call themselves black are people whose skin is jet black. Everyone else uses euphemisms like pardo etc.
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This means in Brazil I wouldn’t be black. I am not anything near jet black
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There’s a man who lives close to us who’s a colour I’ve never seen before. It’s like a dark ash, except browner. Or maybe its reder? Impossible to describe. It’s quite astonishing, and lovely.
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Interesting.
Have you met Sudanese? Some of them are so black they shine, almost a navy blue tinge
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I have! And you’re right. Great description. It’s gorgeous.
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I have a friend here, Fabio, who’s also Negão. I was mortified when I first heard this, couldn’t bring myself to calling him by his nickname. With all the terrible connotations that are implied, I thought it was the rudest thing I’d ever heard.
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I’m officially classified as “Old Gym Shoe” color because I look like an old, worn gym shoe that’s been soaked in brine water for months then baked in the desert sun for several more months. This is kinda how white people age, I guess. Another sign there ain’t a fucking thing about us as a “race” that should EVER be confused as being superior to anything or anyone. White supremacy my withered, ole, gym shoe, wrinkled, dimpled ass!
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Is that how you feel in your body? Like an old gym shoe?
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Oh, no. I feel like a rusty tire iron.
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Take this matter up with the state court and we are ready to see this matter at the supreme Court, if we must
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Esme feels like an entity rather than one specific way/thing, as she’s changed skin and appearance more than once, the last time being when she changed from Sonmi Cloud to Esme Cloud. Larger pointy ears now, no tail this time and taller, much, much taller. See through skin too – this means you can see my innards working so lots of colours going on in the purple/red and mauve line, however I often have a spray tan in light solid lilac/violet as it can put some folks off their tea seeing one’s lungs and eyeballs wobbling around. One of the real treasures that the internet has provided is the ability to strip away preconceptions about those we meet if they don’t have a photograph of themselves up as their avatar; age, race and gender become irrelevant and I have known a few people who have turned out to be a different gender than I suspected at first. I also have good friends who are in their eighties; something that simply wouldn’t have happened in real life as the social constructs in place at present put barriers up that are very hard to bypass in the name of that which is deemed ‘appropriate’ or not. Of course there’s all the horrific elements of anonymity that the web has spawned too. But taking away an ability to judge instantly is fantastic. Of course some people put photos of themsleves up as they are and that’s fine and dandy, as they can’t get enough of themselves clearly. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
– Esme pegging it fast as John and Swarn throw cabbages at her across the Cloud
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Esme expresses very valid points about anonymity- it’s pleasures and dangers- and the things the internet has made possible.
Mak is always happy to see Upon the Cloud
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Hahahahahahaha
– Esme finding this hilarious upon the cloud
(Back later mak)
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How does Esme feel?
We can have our lawyers draft submissions to be sent to the crown’s court
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When I think of you, all I see is koala bear. Not sure why.
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Does it have anything to do with my avi
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Your Avi is a koala? Hmmm… No that’s not it. 🙂
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My Kenyan brother, I’ll still love you no matter what color you aspire to be – as long as it isn’t orange. The current USA tyrant – excuse – president is that color and it’s hideous! Naked hugs!
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I most wholeheartedly agree!!
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Maybe I should from now on say I feel like purple or green
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That’s cool! I can easily adapt to those colors! Does this mean you’ll now become a colorful zebra? 😉
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i am yet yo identify the animal i will closely resemble. maybe a snake will do. i have seen some colourful snakes. or a peacock
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How about one of these? He has your joy I feel.
– Esme nodding upon the Cloud
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Now THIS is a spider I could get used to! (Take note, Mr. Ark. :-D)
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This looks like it.
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True! 🙂 P.S.: I’ve also “known” quite a few colorful “snakes!” 😉
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Oh yes, I have seen some very beautiful and colourful snakes
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