Of profits and profiteers

When the mightiest profit of da lawd is not caught in a billion shilling scandal, he spends his time bamboozling the sheep that follow him with cheap threats that he has knowledge of impending calamities. Here he is at again.

On Sunday he said

I am seeing Gods judgement upon Kenya, I have talked to high profile leaders about the coming judgement for them to prepare,”

He added

“Just as I saw in 2005,2006 and 2007 it was written by many and read by everyone, until it happened in 2007. I warned people will be running for their dear lives, I for-seed gun wars but people never listened till it happened” he added

And for those who can recall, many lives were lost following a disputed election in December of 2007. So the profits god saw it coming and left neighbour to butcher neighbour, for what? So that profit can claim he is profit. Madness is you ask me.

About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

17 thoughts on “Of profits and profiteers

  1. Ron says:

    God doesn’t intervene because that would interfere with man’s free will.


    • makagutu says:

      this must be you making a joke, right?


      • basenjibrian says:

        As well as being logically incoherent. What does “free will” mean in the context of an all-seeing, all-knowing deity who is everywhere and everywhen?

        EVERYTHING is God’s Will. Including the damnation of the vast majority of the sentient beings he made failures. Including storms wiping out 300,000 peasants.


  2. renudepride says:

    Money creates greed. That is what all those who want to prophecy need to have. More money than their competing prophets can accumulate. Naked hugs!


  3. judyt54 says:

    And if you are politically savvy enough, you can pick your World Trouble Spots, and predict pretty accurately. Keep saying it, and finally when it happens you get the credit (or take it with both hands) and the Prophet Profits.


  4. basenjibrian says:

    My favorite profiting prophet has an AMAZING name….


    • makagutu says:

      These fellows have designed a fail proof business model. And this profit calls himself the mightiest profit of gawd. I don’t know what Muslims with their Mohammed is the last profit of gawd got to say about this


  5. basenjibrian says:

    CREFLO DOLLAR. I just love that name. His doings were all over the Atheistosphere, but one time he persuaded his sheep to buy him a bigger private jet. For the Work of the Lawd, of course.


  6. the usual lies of any Christian who claims to know what will happen. they make vague claims and then when anything remotely similar happens, they glom onto that.


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