Since it is Sunday, one is allowed to be irreverent. In this list saying, Jesus says heaven is for males only.
In vs 114 of the gospel of Thomas, Jesus tells Peter thus
I myself shall lead her in order to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every woman who will make herself male will enter the kingdom of heaven.
So women are sequential hermaphrodites then?
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Yes. They are just waiting for the right time to mutate
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If women are unnecessary in the afterlife, because there is no procreation, so will be men – won’t they?
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You can tell the people who imagined heaven lacked imagination
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Most supposed miracles lack imagination. Truth is stranger than fiction, because in general people are bad liars (they do lie a lot, but are not good in telling a good lie).
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You are right on this one. This was a bad lie from the beginning
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Gospel of the Egyptain says some crazy things about women, too.
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I should check it out. These gospels should have made it to the canon. The bible would be a more interesting read and maybe more people would reject it sooner
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Fascinating. Go figure!
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I mean, really. No wonder some blokes decided to keep them out of the canon
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GoT chapter 2 sums up the entire religion
“2) Jesus says:
(1) “The one who seeks should not cease seeking until he finds.
(2) And when he finds, he will be dismayed.
(3) And when he is dismayed, he will be astonished.
(4) And he will be king over the All.”
What we find is a big ol bag of bullshit. When we finally figure it out, we are dismayed that we could have ever believed it.
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For now we have All—knowledge, not faith. Our own power
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Yes, actually. At the end you ask yourself, how could i have believed all that?
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Good grief, talk about misogyny! Or, was Jesus just selling his sex change services? He could’ve made a fortune by scaring the crap out of women!
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This must be the first sex change ad in recorded history
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Clearly males are superior, I mean it’s obvious right? Them damn women are lucky to get in heaven at all. Once they become men it will be fine.
/end sacrasm.
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…sarcasm too lol.
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Obvious to who? 😀
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Look Nan! There’s a butterfly!
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They need to become men just at the point of going to heaven, not before. Again, tell me, who wants to go to heaven sans women?
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Yeah, I got that part 🙂 Why I made my snide remark about not letting women into heaven until they had become men… For which I now must fortify the bunker and put up camouflage netting to keep Nan from finding me on Google Earth 😉
Mak, I have no interest in heaven as it is, if there aren’t any women there, well, they can’t call it heaven anymore.
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You know, how can it be heaven when there are no women? What would people be doing?
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Coming out of the closet?
Can I have cookie now? 🙂
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What closet. It is known here and elsewhere that I believe a world without women would be such a boring place. Such a heaven would be a death sentence.
Cookies; have two weed cookies on me
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🙂
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