Some lost sayings of jesus


Since it is Sunday, one is allowed to be irreverent. In this list saying, Jesus says heaven is for males only.

In vs 114 of the gospel of Thomas, Jesus tells Peter thus

I myself shall lead her in order to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every woman who will make herself male will enter the kingdom of heaven.

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About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

25 thoughts on “Some lost sayings of jesus

  1. Mordanicus says:

    So women are sequential hermaphrodites then?

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  2. john zande says:

    Gospel of the Egyptain says some crazy things about women, too.

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    • makagutu says:

      I should check it out. These gospels should have made it to the canon. The bible would be a more interesting read and maybe more people would reject it sooner

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  3. Fascinating. Go figure!

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  4. jim- says:

    GoT chapter 2 sums up the entire religion
    “2) Jesus says:

    (1) “The one who seeks should not cease seeking until he finds.
    (2) And when he finds, he will be dismayed.
    (3) And when he is dismayed, he will be astonished.
    (4) And he will be king over the All.”
    What we find is a big ol bag of bullshit. When we finally figure it out, we are dismayed that we could have ever believed it.

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  5. Good grief, talk about misogyny! Or, was Jesus just selling his sex change services? He could’ve made a fortune by scaring the crap out of women!

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  6. shelldigger says:

    Clearly males are superior, I mean it’s obvious right? Them damn women are lucky to get in heaven at all. Once they become men it will be fine.

    /end sacrasm.

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