You can imagine my shock at finding a new Paul. I hope he is writing his letters to the different churches in Asia minor.
On more interesting things. I am reading the Interpreters by Wole Soyinka and this pushed the envelope on PC. Take for example this dialogue
She is revoltingly fat that’s all. Why, I can almost hear her buttocks squelch, like these oranges in Kola’s drawing. You are just crude. Bush. Egbo fastened his eyes on the subtle independence of the buttocks. Sagoe was looking too. They make me think of two satellites bouncing gently in space, just touching each other. …. You know a white woman that size would be wholly amorphous. Quite revolting. But black woman eh…
The Interpreters by Wole Soyinka
Random thoughts 
How the eff does that poor woman’s heart pump blood through body? OMG!! Wait….Wait…It’s a….wait for it!!! A MIRACLE! Jesus is pumping her heart!!!!
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It is a miracle.
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Awww, that was a cute just so story. Not!
That woman needs… wait! Are those Diet Cokes? Lol!
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You are not moved to join the Jesus team? Seriously, my friend?
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Soon as you sign up, you let me know. Then I’ll think about it 😉
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I am not about to lose my mind, you see
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Mine’s already half gone, we are just waiting for the rest to follow suit 🙂
Even then, I will not go religiot. If I do, push me on to the tracks…
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I will just keep this comment in case I have to defend myself in a court of law
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I guess that means I can count on you then 🙂
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Definitely.
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I’ve often encountered the expression “tons of fun.” Now, thanks to you my blogging buddy, I have, at last, seen the source! 🙂 Naked hugs!
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Haha, Roger. We are here to have fun
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Indeed we are! 🙂
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For Shame! You are all BODY SHAMING here. Which is a Thought Crime of the felony level in the new woke era. What this woman needs is a stylist and nice clothes so she can be photographed in all, and I mean all, her glory for Vogue Magazine. Look for her to appear on the fashion runways soon!
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We plead guilty your honour
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Bad link, by the way, Maka. Yes I clicked. 😦
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Link is working from my end.
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https://carljohnson.blog/2021/04/27/from-persecutor-to-pastor-a-life-transformed-by-gods-love/
Here it is just in case
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Ugh. Three seconds of reading was enough. The standard apologist crap.
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This is even worse than the standard apologists crap. This is the bottom of the barrel crap.
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How do you find this stuff?
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Stumble upon, my friend
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In the Bad Ol’ Days of the Internet, there used to be a website called PORTAL OF EVIL. A guide to the underworld of the Internet for sure. Furries, Japanese Hentai Porn, Christian Fundamentalism, Otherkin, Strange Conspiracy Theories, Racist Wackaloons, and the so, so evil FAT CHICKS IN PARTY HATS blog.
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Those are the days before internet was in my village, I think
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That is soooo disgusting
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Forty-two people perished in order to save Ramesh. I guess we know which way God would decide on the “trolley dilemma”.
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Hahaha, Ron, this my friend, is a classic.
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On a related note, I am a Prophet of Philp, whose The Curmudgeon blog deserves to be more widely read. http://thecurmudgeonly.blogspot.com/2021/05/bad-theology.html
I love his “Ministry of Wog Control” meme.
And I am not even British!
This was just…BRUTAL.
Bad Theology
Text for today: Acts of the Apostles 5 i-xi
As the cult of Jesus spreads, the believers share their goods in common, and those who own property sell it and give the proceeds to the apostles. A man and his wife keep back part of the profits from a sale, and are punished with instant death when Peter disapproves. In accordance with the spirit of the new covenant, the result is that a great fear spreads throughout the church.
Concerning personal assets, the Saviour commanded that they should be sold and the proceeds given to the poor, while the elect should live as wandering beggars, preaching the gospel and performing conjuring tricks. Following the crucifixion, these rules have been prudently updated and clarified, with the proceeds of pious sales now being laid at the apostles’ feet and utilised to motivate the faithful. Doubtless the same prudence explains the similarly minor adjustment to the church’s complaints procedure, whereby the Saviour’s command to pardon seventy-seven infractions has been jettisoned in favour of summary execution. With His usual sledgehammer subtlety, God rams the lesson home by conferring the inquisitorial office upon Peter, the very same disciple who asked how many times a straying cultist should be forgiven.
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I think Mark Twain was right. It is impossible to believe the same god thT struck these fellow dead demands you forgive countless times.
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