Paul has resurrected.


You can imagine my shock at finding a new Paul. I hope he is writing his letters to the different churches in Asia minor.

On more interesting things. I am reading the Interpreters by Wole Soyinka and this pushed the envelope on PC. Take for example this dialogue

She is revoltingly fat that’s all. Why, I can almost hear her buttocks squelch, like these oranges in Kola’s drawing. You are just crude. Bush. Egbo fastened his eyes on the subtle independence of the buttocks. Sagoe was looking too. They make me think of two satellites bouncing gently in space, just touching each other. …. You know a white woman that size would be wholly amorphous. Quite revolting. But black woman eh…

The Interpreters by Wole Soyinka

About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

29 thoughts on “Paul has resurrected.

  1. How the eff does that poor woman’s heart pump blood through body? OMG!! Wait….Wait…It’s a….wait for it!!! A MIRACLE! Jesus is pumping her heart!!!!

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  2. shelldigger says:

    Awww, that was a cute just so story. Not!

    That woman needs… wait! Are those Diet Cokes? Lol!

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  3. renudepride says:

    I’ve often encountered the expression “tons of fun.” Now, thanks to you my blogging buddy, I have, at last, seen the source! 🙂 Naked hugs!

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  4. basenjibrian says:

    For Shame! You are all BODY SHAMING here. Which is a Thought Crime of the felony level in the new woke era. What this woman needs is a stylist and nice clothes so she can be photographed in all, and I mean all, her glory for Vogue Magazine. Look for her to appear on the fashion runways soon!

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  5. basenjibrian says:

    Bad link, by the way, Maka. Yes I clicked. đŸ˜Ļ

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  6. basenjibrian says:

    How do you find this stuff?

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  7. maryplumbago says:

    That is soooo disgusting

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  8. Ron says:

    Forty-two people perished in order to save Ramesh. I guess we know which way God would decide on the “trolley dilemma”.

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  9. basenjibrian says:

    On a related note, I am a Prophet of Philp, whose The Curmudgeon blog deserves to be more widely read. http://thecurmudgeonly.blogspot.com/2021/05/bad-theology.html
    I love his “Ministry of Wog Control” meme.
    And I am not even British!

    This was just…BRUTAL.

    Bad Theology

    Text for today: Acts of the Apostles 5 i-xi

    As the cult of Jesus spreads, the believers share their goods in common, and those who own property sell it and give the proceeds to the apostles. A man and his wife keep back part of the profits from a sale, and are punished with instant death when Peter disapproves. In accordance with the spirit of the new covenant, the result is that a great fear spreads throughout the church.

    Concerning personal assets, the Saviour commanded that they should be sold and the proceeds given to the poor, while the elect should live as wandering beggars, preaching the gospel and performing conjuring tricks. Following the crucifixion, these rules have been prudently updated and clarified, with the proceeds of pious sales now being laid at the apostles’ feet and utilised to motivate the faithful. Doubtless the same prudence explains the similarly minor adjustment to the church’s complaints procedure, whereby the Saviour’s command to pardon seventy-seven infractions has been jettisoned in favour of summary execution. With His usual sledgehammer subtlety, God rams the lesson home by conferring the inquisitorial office upon Peter, the very same disciple who asked how many times a straying cultist should be forgiven.

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    • makagutu says:

      I think Mark Twain was right. It is impossible to believe the same god thT struck these fellow dead demands you forgive countless times.

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