This is so hilarious.
Judgement is coming upon the Uneducated States of America. And why is this? The evangelicals- the chosen ones of god-, are under attack, evolution is being taught as fact, god has been taken out of schools and the masses have forgotten god.
You want to know what else America has done to anger god? Everything has become political (strange if you ask me. I thought they are generally always are), racial (when were they not?) and taboo (this is the most interesting), there is a love for money, nice cars and houses, child sacrifice (Jeff stop eating people’s babies), and there is sexual immorality (people stop having sex while standing. Sex should only be missionary and for procreation only).
What to do? Repent for the time is nigh. And god is a just judge so he must pass sentence. I though she was also merciful so she must act mercifully by forgiving as many times as we are asked to forgive but then that’s rational thinking.
Brian, California has been singled out to be the worst of all the states. You fellows have singly and severally angered god that the brimstone that is coming to rain on you is still doing weight lifting.
Like a wise man once said, “American Evangelicals? I fuckin’ hate American Evangelicals.” ‘Nuff said!
That was a wise person
I imagine you are referring to Barry Goldwater? 🙂
Jesus Christ, actually. 🙂
Maka: Were there supposed to be links? Is that what the colored text means? Or are they just for emphasis?
Once I win the Lotto tonight, I am moving to Monterey. The last place in the State not to be subject to 105 degree temps. Although actually this week our inland hellscape has just been standard. Nothing like Washington-it was 110 in BELLINGHAM of all places!
I can’t for the life of me link that post. It is giving a person off the rails too much publicity. The coloured text is me thinking aloud.
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LOL! I had to take our dog for an appointment this morning so I didn’t have the time to read this earlier! LOL! Terrific work, my Kenyan brother! 😉 Naked hugs!
I hope you are not anywhere near California. We don’t want you raptured
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I’m located on the East Coast – not the west! 😉
It actually seems that at the moment BRITISH COLUMBIA is the focus of Yahweh’s vengeful wrath. 😦
I need to check on my friend Patricia. She is in the thick of it.
OK, Maka….you are a prophet. I just felt the legs of my chair wobble. it was pretty eerie. A 4.9 earthquake about 60 miles away in Stockton, CA. And a big one in the mountains a minute before.
If I stop posting on your blog or sending emails, you will know why!
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Wow! Just read your comment. Being from CA, it’s always “interesting” to hear about these shakers. I’ve been through three significant ones when I lived there (the S.F. one some years back and two in the Central Valley).
Hang onto your hat! It probably won’t be the last one!
I hear you.
I hope nothing serious is coming your way though it might be the best time to start a church