the world was to end on 12th April

but the mighty profit Owuor of the lord begged her majesty not to end the world. I didn’t know this and probably you too didn’t know it.

How thousands of people take this charlatan seriously is still beyond me. It seems his followers believe every nonsense that comes off his mouth.

In other non related news, I think to ask a prospective employee to present a clearance form from financial institutions, corruption and cover up commission, certificate of good conduct from the CID and such is discriminatory and uncalled for and probably unjust.

Working from home is difficult. By the end of it, my landlord may need to enlarge the door because all i do is eat, then sit on the couch and find something boring to watch. I am not even reading as much as i would like to. On a positive note, I think by the time we resume work, I will be well rested.

Trump halts US payments to World Health Organizat…:  but I think he forgot about this

Keep safe friends and thank the gods that the almighty profit stopped the world from ending.

How to know you are in a cult.

For those of you who read news, you might have heard or read about a serious locust invasion in Kenya, Somalia and Ethiopia. The last time such a thing occurred in such magnitude was 70 years ago and as I told Modarnicus, those in higher echelons of power have just been talking. For example, here is the former cabinet secretary for agriculture telling Kenyans to take photos for verification.

With that introduction, we come to the juicy part of this post and it is supplied by Cedric who tweeted thus

and I wonder how he buttons his shirts! He is telling other sheep to worship not the imaginary god, but the mighty profit of the imaginary god. I think I should move to another country.

I hope to all that is unholy that this is satire.


Of profits and profiteers

When the mightiest profit of da lawd is not caught in a billion shilling scandal, he spends his time bamboozling the sheep that follow him with cheap threats that he has knowledge of impending calamities. Here he is at again.

On Sunday he said

I am seeing Gods judgement upon Kenya, I have talked to high profile leaders about the coming judgement for them to prepare,”

He added

“Just as I saw in 2005,2006 and 2007 it was written by many and read by everyone, until it happened in 2007. I warned people will be running for their dear lives, I for-seed gun wars but people never listened till it happened” he added

And for those who can recall, many lives were lost following a disputed election in December of 2007. So the profits god saw it coming and left neighbour to butcher neighbour, for what? So that profit can claim he is profit. Madness is you ask me.