Quotable quotes:
“Yo momma” – Sigmund Freud.
“Space is stretchy and discombobulating” – Albert Einstein.
“Kill me now” – Yeshua Kristi.
“Dream on” – Martin Luther King.
“Of a surety, ye be a similitude of rain clouds” – Allah.
“I never said any of that shit” – Confucius.
“He that goeth before has consulted the footprints” – Mahayana Buddhist.
“Give me your tithe, your girlfriend and your aunt” – Local Pastor.
“I even heavenly Jesus bible white photosynthesis” – Local Fundie.
“The darker the apple, the sweeter the juice” – Lucifer/ Talking Snake.
“I WILL REVENGE!!” YHWH.
“Earthlings are clearly bananas” – Martians.
“Chillax, all yo” – Universe.
N/B: For access to all anecdotes in this series, check out List of all “Chronicles of YHWH” notes.
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Cool! 🙂
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Thank you, my friend. 🙂
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Outstanding!
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Sank you, sank you. 🙂
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I even heavenly Jesus bible white photosynthesis
LOL!
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Ha ha. These fundies never make sense.
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I bet hanging out with you is a trip! 😉
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Ha ha. It totally is, Ratamacue0. I’ve been known to drive people under the tables with laughter. 🙂
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Joe, are you saying fundies are incapable of coherence? They will not be amused
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He he. Whether they are amused or not, I’m simply pointing out at an obvious fact, Noel. Their very thoughts are jumbled up.
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I agree with you Joe
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Confucius rocks -:)!
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Ha ha. He does indeed. Thank you for passing by, Daniela. 🙂
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Go Confucius! He was in the pub at the time, right?
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Naturally, Arkenaten. Ha ha. 🙂
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People like him have been misquoted throughout history.
‘Tis a little know fact that Neil Armstrong’s first words upon stepping onto the moon were in fact:
“Hey, Huston, this looks like reindeer shit!”
They made him climb back inside the Eagle and do it over – for obvious reasons.
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“Dream on” – Martin Luther King> an excellent quote… Coming from a wise man, a visionary… Adremer!.
“He that goeth before has consulted the footprints” – Mahayana Buddhist > So powerful… Don’t you feel that past and present are juxtaposed here?
“Yo momma” – Sigmund Freud. > id Fredu say that one?!!! No way 🙂
Great selection of quotes, dear Makagutu!… Sending you all my very best wishes!, Aquileana 😀
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Ha ha. Thanks for your comment here, Aquileana. Keep it locked for more of such posts. 🙂
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