And it is not the one you are thinking of!
One of the things we do on this blog is to try to keep you informed on what is going on in the religious-land and I know some of you may already be aware that Jesus or rather a virgin birth has happened in our midst and it involves a nun.
Where are those atheists who don’t believe in miracles? Explain this one!
Yeah, I read about this case a few days ago. It seems that in the US virgin births aren’t uncommon: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/americas-virgin-births-one-in-200-mothers-became-pregnant-without-having-sex-9012360.html
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Hmmm!
Interesting link
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Bad Gabriel! Baaaad, Gabriel!!!
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LOL!
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God is fed up with skeptics like you and he has sent himself in the internet age. Let no one say he didn’t hear or see the star
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Obviously a miracle and anyone who doubts this must be immoral and suffer an eternity of pain and suffering. Free will!
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You are spot on. Repent now, the kingdom of zombie Jesus is upon us
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Well, see, first the Daddy bird finds the Momma bird, and they fall in love – I can’t believe your parents didn’t cover this with you Mak —
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They didn’t cover virgin births very well
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I wonder if she named him after his father! God likes them young so he isn’t the father.
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I hear she named him after one Pope Francis….
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That’s what I was implying. Daddy is, or is eligible(Cardinal) to become Pope. Someone knocked her up.
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I’m wondering what the reaction would have been if she “brought forth her first born daughter” instead of son.
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That would be close to a virgin birth than a son
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I find it so strange when a woman claims she didn’t realize she was pregnant until labor started.
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I don’t know what she looks like, Jackie, but there have been several cases in which girls or women, with irregular menstrual cycles, were so fat, that they, themselves, didn’t know they were. Surprise!
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Talk about being out of touch with your body!
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Yeah, well, when you’ve got that much of it, it can’t be easy, staying in touch with it all.
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Yeah I suppose but it’s still strange! I think maybe denial might play apart in it too.
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That makes sense.
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PLease, tell how would this possible!
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I have no idea! I have had three kids and can’t imagine not feeling the baby at some point.
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OK, I’ll confess folks. It was I who impregnated her using only the power of my great will and several cans of beer. I “willed” her to become pregnant with an alien boy baby who’ll grow up to be a bad ass superhero called, “Bad Ass Dude!” I’ve never met the mother, or even seen her, but I hope she’s a little bit hot at, least. I mean, I do have SOME standards on who I sleep with, even if it’s only with the power of my mind and from thousands of miles away.
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But then his last name has to be LeRoyBrown….. http://youtu.be/QvwDohEEQ1E
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Leroy Brown!? Do you know where that son of a bitch is? He’s owed my 6000.00 dollars for over 30 years now, that rat! Thinks because Croce writes a hip little tune about him he can blow me off? No way. You tell him to pay up if you see him. I’ve got another mouth to help feed now, and I need that $!
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Are you going to eat him?
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If I’m hungry enough, I just might.
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Would a nun who had sex admit it?
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She would if I had her baby! Hell, she’d brag about it! She’d be in LOVE!!
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Would a priest?
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Lol!
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No. Priests won’t admit to having sex. They do, however, seem to have no problem with raping little boys at a fast and furious rate. Maybe the two things even out in eyes of our all-loving god somehow. Who knows?
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In earlier times, it was not unusual for popes and cardinals to have a mistress, or even have children, whilst everyone knew about it.
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I have read somewhere, there are papacies where the Vatican operated a small brothel, maybe it still does below the sheets, who knows
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Would depend on who is asking…
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Definitely a miracle!
Just hang on a moment while I try to stop my arxx from laughing.
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Hahaha, and the atheists want us to believe miracles no longer happen! Liars, these atheists
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LOL! I just had to laugh and the funny thing is, it was named after the Pope. Makes you think hey?
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+ “Now go, my child, and sin no more –“
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Whahahaha Arc!
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That’s a classic
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Maybe the pope sent the angel of god
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Oh god help me! LOL!
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Sonel – sent you an email, make sure it didn’t get dropped in your Spam folder —
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Went and look and got it Arc. Just replied. Thanks. 😀
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Don’t worry my child, am here always and all the time for you
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Oh, thank you, thank you! My cry for help was answered! 😆
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OMG!!!!11!!
’tis fulfillment of Old Testicle prophecy. He shall be named:
Joshua (aka “Hoshea” aka “Yehoshua” aka “Jesus”), son of Nun. (Numbers 27:18)
It all makes sense now. I shall repent forthwith and go worship the new Christ child. Anyone know where I can find a supplier of quality frankincense and myrrh?
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Just take gold – unlike American Express, it’s accepted everywhere. Better yet, just take him a Gift Card, then he can get what he likes.
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I think this a NT prophecy. He shall come to judge the living and the dead. And don’t bother with myrrh, just ask for their phone number and do a mobile money transfer. That will do just finr
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