random stories from around the world


Some of the things expressed in this post shouldn’t be taken seriously!

Somewhere in Sudan a woman was shot dead in the head for failing to wear a tent. Now Somali is one of the hot places inhabited by men on this side of the Sahara. One wonders how Allah would be so offended at seeing the faces reported to have been created in its image?

On Tuesday, thanks to the Muslims we had a holiday. Can they fast more, not that I care as long as there is a holiday at the end. This part of the post is addressed to those who think Africa is one big country and places like Kenya are cities.We have atheists in this neck of the woods, and no we don’t live in fear of the religious. It is safe to be an atheist here. I think most people are creationists though. So I have these atheist friends we decide to have a meet up. We are not the group with the president :D, so that position is still open for hire. Any successful candidate shall have to pay us.

We resolved among other things, that since the media houses as currently constituted would not help us in furthering our atheist agenda especially of eating christian babies, we will have our own TV station. We have to this end planned to petition all churches to contributed an atheism tax of 10% on all their daily collections. This will go along way in financing our TV programmes and other engagements aimed at making people less religious.

I am introducing a new author, Joe, who, because he is older than I writes so well and because he is slightly tall uses big words a lot more often. Please let us all be up standing and welcome him with a hearty clap. He is such a gentleman, good natured and long time friend. I think even gods would like him.

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About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

28 thoughts on “random stories from around the world

  1. john zande says:

    Welcome, Joe!

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  2. alphabrane says:

    Why, thanks a lot, John Zande. In due time, my actual name will appear in the posts, once i figure out exactly how to do this. In the meantime, Alphabrane is Joseph Wahome. He he. Let’s get going here!

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  3. alphabrane says:

    Ozymandias, yes. One super hero I truly adored. 🙂

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  4. Welcome Joe!

    NOEL FOR ATHEIST PRESIDENT!

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  5. Welcome aboard, Joe. For minute there I thought someone had hijacked Noel’s blog when I saw two posts with your gravatar in my reader. 😉

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    • Joseph Wahome says:

      Thank you for the welcome, N℮üґ. It’s a good thing that Noel made an introduction up there. I can see that he has a wonderful army of fellow bloggers, who wouldn’t have hesitated to inform him of this new intruder. Ha ha. We will have fun here.

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  6. themodernidiot says:

    Greetings Joe!

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    • Joseph Wahome says:

      Greetings to you too, Themodernidiot. Truly, there’s a diversity of perspectives here that I’ll relish and cherish. He he. Hope to interact with you more in due time.

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  7. Sonel says:

    Sounds like fun Mak and if I didn’t have to pay, I would joined for sure and I never take anything serious, unless it has to do with my hair. 😆

    Welcome Joe! Read your posts and truly enjoyed them. You are lucky to have a friend like that Mak! 😀

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    • Joseph Wahome says:

      Hi there, Sonel: Thank you so much for the welcome. And thanks too for your very encouraging words. More such anecdotes will come up in due time.

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    • makagutu says:

      He is a good friend.

      The rest don’t have to pay, only the one who want to be president must pay 😀 and we can’t be too serious about life.

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  8. Jackie says:

    My apologies for being late with this comment.

    Welcome Joe! I’ve been enjoying your posts very much and look forward to reading more. 🙂

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    • Joseph Wahome says:

      Hi there, Jackie: Thank you so much for your welcome. I will be around this amazing corner of the net for a while. Let’s have fun; let’s learn from each other; and let’s celebrate humanity in its fundamental beauty and diversity. 🙂

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