it is Monday

and I don’t want to brain but this is really bad. If you are an atheist, you really believe in god even if you didn’t know it. And here is how.

  1. You bear the image of god. The bible says so. Everyone is created in the image of god. The atheist is not exception.
  2. You borrow god’s moral standards and logic, otherwise you wouldn’t know when to kill your sons, stone your neighbours for worshiping the wrong god, or killing everyone in the land your god promised including pregnant chicken.
  3. You hate god. You don’t write any texts against Thor or Minerva but are Christ hating mofuckers.

But there is hope for you dear friends, and here allow me to quote the author

So, what do we do when we encounter atheists? First, we should obey Jesus and share the good news of the gospel with them, as well as pray that God will work in their hearts. We can open our homes and build relationships with them in the hope that God will reach them through us. We should openly talk about our faith and attempt to win them. And when an atheist starts trying to convert others, we should be ready to oppose and refute them.

and why should they do all the above?

Being used by God to bring someone to Christ is an amazing feeling, and we know that there will be many former atheists in heavenโ€”some are even associated with this ministry! And that is usually because a Christian cared enough about them to engage with them and persistently share the gospel.

Heaven awaits you, my fellow heathens. It is time to be converted. Go tell us how it is on the other side.

About makagutu

As Onyango Makagutu I am Kenyan, as far as I am a man, I am a citizen of the world

34 thoughts on “it is Monday

  1. rautakyy says:

    Arg! “…it is an amazing feeling…” I bet it is, but how does the author know it is? Are they speaking from experience? They are not really claiming personal experience, but the way this is written sounds like experience was implied. However, the suggested method seems like the worst possible course of action to achieve any results. Do they not know, that threats to life and limb, not to mention family and friends has ever been the most effective method of converting anybody. It is the only known functional method to convert entire nations. Their suggested method may only work on mentally, or emotionally voulnerable people.

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    • makagutu says:

      Even if we allowed it was from experience, they would not have evidence to demonstrate it wasnโ€™t caused by something natural. But you are right, it is a method that works for dimwits of which there is no short supply.


  2. The author of your quoted piece is what scientists call a dick head. ๐Ÿ˜

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  3. Nan says:

    That aforementioned “amazing feeling” doesn’t even START to compare with what an atheist feels when s/he finally gets through to a believer!

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  4. Hahahaha…..good luck with that. If it didn’t work 70 years ago, it ain’t gonna work now.

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  5. john zande says:

    pregnant chicken?


  6. Who is not overcome on occasion with the illusion of wanting to live forever in heaven?
    Of course, there are the existentialist outsiders who refuse to be taken in by this illusion.
    An illusion is so strong it is undeniable the main driver for our endeavours in the arts, the sciences and philosophy.
    However, how to preserve the specific uniqueness of our own individuality has its limits, and in the end, when all has failed to come up with a workable solution, man, in his desperation, will inevitably reach out for the only drug left to him, religion, God or any kind of spiritual enlightenment.
    But there is no need to go that far, as the evidence is so obviously undeniable to all of us, we are not living forever!


    • makagutu says:

      some people, because they have dreams have imagined another world, peopled it with demons, angels and the dead. They hope to go there.
      The prospect of this being the be all of life is too scary a thought to comprehend


  7. renudepride says:

    It is indeed amazing how completely insensitive these so-called enthusiasts really are. I should invite them all into our home, strip off my clothes and watch them…:-) Naked hugs!


  8. AIG are the best liars for Christ.


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